Es la canción que apareció únicamente en la nueva serie animada de Animaniacs(2020) en el capítulo The cutening.
Animaniacs 2020 - The Cute Song
-Dot:
♪ If this trash heap had a twinkle ♪
in its little trash heap eyes ♪
♪ If this sewer rat had rosy cheeks ♪
♪ This bus became pint‐sized ♪
♪ What if all the dogs were puppies ♪
♪ And the puppies all were sad ♪
♪ What if cuttlefish were cuddly ♪
♪ And we pedicured your dad ♪
♪ What if you could kiss a pigeon ♪
♪ Without contracting Lyme disease ♪
♪ All the chairs were beanbags
made of soft, delicious cheese ♪
♪ If this moldy bread had a smile ♪
♪ That was 50 shades of green ♪
♪ What if this pirate stopped frowning ♪
♪ 'Cause his head was a jellybean ♪
♪ What if, what if, what if
the world was cuter? ♪
♪ What if, what if, what if
a little more kawaii ♪
♪ What if, what if, what if
we all rode scooters? ♪
♪ And we'd all have our chance to shine ♪
♪ What if this red‐faced man
looked happy?
♪ And this one's rancor
was more refined? ♪
♪ What if Tuck Buck was your true love? ♪</i>
♪ So sweet and valentined? ♪
♪ So sweet and Valentine? ♪
♪ What if old shoes were more bouncy ♪
♪ Yeah, and they still had their squeak? ♪
♪ Naked mole‐rats wore a sweater,
and grizzly bears were meek? ♪
♪ We'll dress up this suit of armor ♪
♪ In a stone‐washed denim skirt ♪
♪ Turn the Nile into a babbling brook,
and make Niagara a little squirt ♪
♪ What if, what if, what if ♪
♪ The world was cuter? ♪
♪ What if, what if, what if
a little more kawaii ♪
♪ What if, what if, what if ♪
♪ We all rode scooters? ♪
♪ And we'd all have our chance to shine ♪
♪ It's been four weeks,
we can't stop singing ♪
♪ And we've slowly gone insane ♪
-Wakko:
♪ There's a gumdrop wrapped in rainbows
where there used to be my brain ♪
-Yakko:
♪ We have to end this nightmare,
I have sugar in my eyes ♪
-Yakko,Wakko y Dot:
♪ Please make it stop,
we can't endure another cute reprise ♪
♪ What if, what if
the pigeon is the answer ♪
♪ What if, what if ♪
♪ What if we held it close? ♪
♪ What if, what if, what if ♪
♪ We turned it all back?
What if, what if ♪
♪ By doing something gross? ♪