"Be a Pest" is a song from "Cutie and the Beast." The song is a parody of "Be Our Guest" from Beauty and the Beast.
Lyrics[]
- Yakko Warner:
- You know, if she keeps on being pushy
- She'll be thrown out on her tushie
- Wakko Warner:
- All she needs is his affection
- Yakko:
- What he needs is police protection
- For a beast, he is the very, very best
- Yakko and Wakko:
- But she's a pest, she a pest, she's a pest!
- Yakko:
- While she may have been forward
- Wakko:
- Acting out of her gourd
- Yakko:
- We simply must insist, you did more than just resist!
- Wakko:
- You threw her out!
- Yakko:
- What a lout!
- Dot Warner:
- To say the least, you were a beast!
- Wakko:
- How you acted was a crime
- Now I'm afraid
- Yakko and Wakko:
- It's pay-back time!
- Yakko:
- We will slide
- Wakko:
- We will hide
- Yakko:
- We'll do things you can't abide
- Wakko:
- And we'll do all kinds of tricks just for kicks!
- Yakko:
- Your troubles, we're enjoying!
- Wakko:
- And we're so annoying!
- Yakko and Wakko:
- We are pests, we are pests, we are pests!
- Yakko:
- If your host throws you out
- There's no need for you to pout
- And should they change all the locks
- Just come back with a big gift box!
[Taz opens a package to see a bomb.]
Taz: [screams]
[It explodes, leaving the door open for the Warners.]
Yakko: Uuuuuuuh, you're Taz, aren't you?
Taz: Uuh... me no Taz.
Wakko: Could you do that thing, that funny thing that you do?
Taz: BLOOUUAAAAGH!
Wakko: No, that's not it!
Taz: Uh... WAAGGHDEEDEEDEEDEEIGH!!
Yakko: No, no, that's not it either! You know, the funny thing!
Dot: Can we finish this cartoon?
Yakko: Alright!
- Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
- We are pests, we are pests, we are pests!
- Yakko:
- As you can surely tell
- Wakko:
- It's a job that we do well
- Yakko:
- So should you be at someone's house
- When they're acting like a louse
- Wakko:
- Be like us! Make a fuss!
- Yakko and Wakko:
- And be a pest, be a pest, be a pest!
- Yakko:
- Grab your host, give a squeeze
- Maybe somewhere round the knees!
- Wakko:
- You're his guest- cheer him up!
- Yakko:
- No, no, please don't interrupt!
- Tweak a nose, pull some ears
- Swing him from the chandeliers!
- Wakko:
- Watch him go, to and fro
- Yakko:
- Ah, see now, you're a pro!
- Yes, you deserve a great big hand,
- Because now you know you can
- Yakko and Wakko:
- Be a pest! Be a pest! Be a pest!
Trivia[]
- The segment in the song where Wakko and Yakko urge Taz to "do the funny thing" was cut from Nickelodeon airings.
| Animaniacs (1993-1998)
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| Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
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| Animaniacs Theme Song • The Monkey Song • Yakko's World • Support the Scouts • The Acme Song • Yes, Brothers Warner We • I am the Evil Pirate Captain Mel • We Should Run and We Should Flee • I Am the Very Model of a Cartoon Individual • Yakko's Universe • Come See Us • The Studio Shrink • The Etiquette Song • Flipper Parody • What Are We? • You Can't Catch Us • Piano Rag • The Warner's Lot Song • The Candyman's Swell • Llama Llama Llama • Let the Anvils Ring (Prologue) • Anvilania's National Anthem • Let the Anvils Ring • In Dear Old Anvilania • Musical Chairs • This Means War(ners) • My Old Anvilanian Home • War Report Finale • Frere Warner • The Hills are Quite Full • Three Little Maids • Falderal • Our First Day of School • Frizzy Cola • We'll Clean Your Flue for You • Writin' Hooey • Call Dr. Yakko • The Ending • Wakko's America • Lincoln's Introduction • Lanky and Cranky • Be Careful What You Eat • We Haven't Got a Clue • Camelot • Early in the Morning • You're in Hades Now • Whiny Protest Song from the 60s • Purgatory, Here We Come • O Silly Mio • Planets Song • You'll Never Laugh Alone • Nice and Chubby Baby • Animaniacs Stew • We've Been Mixing Up the Scripts • We Found This Old Computer • We're the Musketeers • The King's Lullaby • Sam 'N' Ella's • In the Mall • The Senses Song • Mary Tyler Dot Song • Video Revue • The Goodbye Song • Ravioli, Pepperoni • The Warner Waiter Two • We Were Sitting Here Before You • Lake Titicaca • Many Years Ago • Mean Old Man • Lots to See • Little Drummer Warners • Slippin' on the Ice • Branimaniacs • Old MacDonald Had a Farm • Camptown Races • Chopsticks • I'm Cute • The Crickets and the Froggies • Dot's Quiet Time • Schnitzelbank • On the Home Front We're Marching Along • Feelings • Baa Baa Black Sheep • John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt • Jimmy Crack Corn • Oh My Darling, Clementine • Old MacDonald Had a Farm (Slackmer) • London Bridge Is Falling Down • Pop Goes The Weasel • This Old Man • Baloney and Kids Theme • The Imagine Song • The Anvil Song • Baloney's Goodbye Song • Digg'd i' the Dark • Oh, Lady! • Introducing the Warners • Buddy's Song • Make a Gookie • Hurtin' Our Feet • Romp • The Hunk from Upumema • I'm Mad • Serendipity • Super Strong Warner Siblings • A Quake! A Quake! • Variety Speak • Twelve Days Of Christmas • U.N. Me • Running From Our Fans • They Want To Laugh • The Surprises in Life • All The Words in the English Language • The Presidents Song • Multiplication • Burbank • What Do You Do With Children Like Us Warners? • Poison Oak • When I Am Afraid • Grumpy Chicken • Eat All Your Oatmeal • The Cats of Phantom Boulevard • Dental Avenue • Take a Nap Instead • Snack Time • Dough, Some Cash • Don't Shout at Us, Mr. Webby • Hello Googi • Beware the Big Bad Wolf • Googily Goop • The Snugglers Theme • The Angry Song • Wakko's Two Note Song • Panama Canal • Hello Nurse • The Ballad of Magellan • At the Big Wrap Party Tonight • Cutie and the Beast • That's Dot • Be a Pest • Deck the Halls • Noel • Is Wakkoum a Warrior? • Just the Same Old Heroine • John Smith and Company • Ice Cream • Bars of Gold are Forever • When You're Traveling from Nantucket • You Can't Sing When I Sing • Obese Orson • Night Traveler • Bones in the Body • Macadamia Nut • We Won't Ever Leave • The Warner Bunch • Here Comes Attila • Magic Guys • We're On Our Way to Go See Mr. Plotz • You Gotta Do the Schmooze • There's Only One of You • Variety Speak (HFNH) • Jam-A-Lot • L.A. Dot • It's New Year's Eve • We're On Our Way to Go See Mr. Plotz (Version 2)
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| Pinky and the Brain
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| Pinky and the Brain Theme • I'm a Little Teapot • My Empty Hollow Head • Telephone Repairman • King of the World • Play Fish With Me • Pinky's Minstrel Songs • Johnny Badnote's Song
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| Slappy Squirrel
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| Slappy Squirrel Theme • The Wonderful World of Walnuts • Bumbie the Dearest Deer • The Little Old Lady (from Pasadena) • The Slapper • Daniel Boone • Going up the Country • What Am I Singing For? • Crackers and Cheese • Would You Still Cheer? • Can You Hear Me? • Slappy's Polka • Star-Spangled Banner • It's Halloween • La donna è mobile • Food Song • Santa Lucia • Ride of the Valkyries • Slippin' on the Ice • Hall of Fame • Take Me Out to the Ball Game • Slappy Squirrel Theme (Three Tenors Version) • Rocket Rat
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| Goodfeathers
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| Goodfeathers Theme • Goodfeathers Song • Carloota • Scorsese's Head • I Feel Feathery • There's a Perch For You • Scorsese • Egg-hatcher, Egg-hatcher • If I Were the Godpigeon • Coo Coo Quack • Sasha, Squit • Do You Want Me? • Regis Philbin • Coo
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| Rita and Runt
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| Rita and Runt Theme • Humans Ain't What They Seem to Be • I, Camenbert • At The End Of My Fork • Look At Rita! • Flat in Gay Paree • I Am Definitely Runt • Rita and Runt • Do You Hear The Poodles Bark? • Dig Down • Bitten In The Butt • Runt and Camenbert • At the End of the Road • A Place Called Home • All Wrapped Up in Love • Let's Try For Two • Use Your Brain • A Hands On Kinda Gal • Let's Try For Three • Together • Milk Please Mama • I'm Nobody's Mama • Monterey • Happy Bob's Bunny Ranch • Stereotypical View • Bunny Bedtime • Miao • Florida • Cats Always Get the Short End of the Stick • I'll Go It Alone • Corn • Dizzy • Fraidy Cat • Is This My Destiny? • The Judge • There's Nothing Quite Like a Cat • Still There's Me and You
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| Chicken Boo
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| Chicken Boo Theme • Davy Omelette • Jingle Boo
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| Other
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| Hip Hippos Theme • La Behemoth • It's Not Pretty Being Me • Mr. Skullhead Show Theme • Katie Ka-Boom Theme • Mindy and the Brain • Pinky and the Cat • Dottie the Squirrel • Sister Slappy • Animaniacs Theme Song (Three Tenors Version) • Twelve Days Of Christmas (Blue Bird Edition) • Hello My Lady • Pinky and the Ralph • The Animaniacs Suite
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| Scrapped Songs
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| The Geologic Clock • Dear Mister Gingrich
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