This is an incomplete list of the Brain's plans to take over the world.


  • Go on the game show Gyp-Parody in order to win the $99,000 necessary to buy a Superconductive Magnetic Infindibulator, which he will use to deplete hydrogen and promote gravitational collapse, producing a magnetic charge from the center of the Earth so strong that anyone with loose change in their pockets will be drawn to the ground and stuck there. (Win Big)
  • Run for President. (Meet John Brain)
  • Work on children's TV as puppet characters so people will gain their respect in the future (Puppet Rulers)

Pinky and the Brain

  • Go to Santa's office at the North Pole and put a hypnotic "Noodle Noggin" doll on every kid's Christmas list. On Christmas Day, when every kid receives the dolls, transmit a message telling them that Brain is their leader. (A Pinky and the Brain Christmas)
  • Circle the globe in 79 days (Around the World in 80 Narfs)
  • Pose as Abraham Lincoln (Ambulatory Abe)
  • Make the world's saddest movie (Brain's Song)

Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain

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