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"Conceive of Yourself" is a song from the episode "Wakkiver Twist." It is a parody of "Consider Yourself" from Lionel Bart's Oliver!.


Dr. Scratchansniff:
Conceive of yourself: freelance
Conceive of yourself: not a real employee
Sign here, you don't have to read
Certain legal protection might be something you concede
Conceive of yourself, well, poor
Conceive of yourself: part of the inventory
We've taken away your rights
You'll find that there's no overtime when you are working nights
If it should chance to be that you have made a small mistake
Or need a bathroom break, tough luck!
So, go out and sing and dance, and if you pee your pants
Then I don't give a-
Goodnight, everybody!