Newsreel of the Stars See
Episode 1: De-Zanitized/The Monkey Song/Nighty-Night Toon'e'
Dot: Here's the show's name-y...
We hear the sound of a toilet flushing. As we pan down on the tower, a small door unscrews itself with water coming out of each hole. As the door opens, we see the Warners in scuba gear running out of the tower.
Piano Rag (406-712)
Directed by Michael Gerard
Tokyo Movie Shinsha
Dr. Scratchansniff, Ralph, and Hello Nurse are chasing the Warners. The Warners decided to hide in, and rudely disrupt, a piano recital.
Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner, Ralph the Guard, Hello Nurse, Dr. Scratchansniff, Tympannini, Rita (walk-through), Runt (walk-through)
According to composer Steve Bernstein, the piano concerto was written after the animation was all done, making it more difficult to compose.
(After Tympannini breaks his piano, the Warners hold up lit matches like a rock concert)
Yakko: Very Pete Townsend-esque.
The Warners: WHO! WHO! WHO! WHO! WHO!
Wakko: (to Tympannini) Hey, mister! Pull a rabbit of your pants!
Dr. Scratchansniff: Hmph. Your mother used Pampers.
Yakko: Goodbye, nurse!
Ralph: (To Yakko) Duh, got ya!
Yakko: (To Ralph) Duh, not!
"You can't catch us, we're the Warners three!" "But where are the Warner Brothers?"
When Rita Met Runt (406-604)
Directed by Michael Gerard
Freelance Animators, Ltd.
Rita, an intelligent and sarcastic cat, is given to the city pound by her owner, a woman who recently went through a bad breakup. Runt, a big and rather stupid dog, is also thrown in the pound as his owner is a man who is frustrated that he has failed to housebreak Runt. They are put in different cells next to each other, but, since they can't see each other, they both think that they are of their species. Rita sings of the woes she suffered as a house cat, and how when she was a kitten she was adored and pampered, only to later be held in disregard as she got less cute when she grew up. She is about to escape when Runt wants to be let out as well. When he comes out, she realizes that he is a dog, and Runt thinks Rita is also a dog. When she says she is a cat, Runt gets angry and threatens to shred the (to him) unseen feline to bits.
Rita, Runt, Pound Employee, Rita's Owner, Runt's Owner, Pound Customer, Yakko Warner (run-through), Wakko Warner (run-through), Dot Warner (run-through), Ralph the Guard (run-through)\
First Rita and Runt cartoon.
Runt's voice is modeled after Dustin Hoffman's character in Rain Man.
The Warners are seen dancing outside the pound with umbrellas in a parody of the title song from Singin' in the Rain.
Humans Ain't What They Seem to Be (Rita)
Runt: My name's Runt, but my master calls me "stupid".
Rita's Owner: I want a pet who will come when I call and cuddle me when I've had a bad day.
Rita: Have a kid, lady.
Tokyo Movie Shinsha, Ltd.
The Warners get back up to the Water Tower using a barber chair. When Ralph pulls the lever, a sandbag falls out of nowhere. The Warners shrug and go back into the tower.
Richard Stone, Steve Bernstein
Yakko, Wakko & Dot: Goodbye, nurse!
List of Animaniacs Episodes
De-Zanitized/ The Monkey Song/ Nighty-Night Toon; Yakko's World/ Cookies for Einstein/ Win Big; H.M.S. Yakko/ Slappy Goes Walnuts/ Yakko's Universe; Hooked on a Ceiling/ Goodfeathers: The Beginning; Taming Of The Screwy; Temporary Insanity/ Operation: Lollipop/ What are We?; Piano Rag/ When Rita Met Runt; The Big Candy Store/ Bumbie's Mom; Wally Llama/ Where Rodents Dare; King Yakko; No Pain, No Painting/ Les Miseranimals; Garage Sale of the Century/ West Side Pigeons; Hello Nice Warners/ La Behemoth/ Little Old Slappy from Pasadena; La La Law/ Cat on a Hot Steel Beam; Space-Probed/ Battle for the Planet; Chalkboard Bungle/ Hurray for Slappy/ The Great Wakkorotti: The Master and His Music; Roll Over, Beethoven/ The Cat and the Fiddle; Pavlov's Mice/ Chicken Boo-Ryshnikov/ Nothing But the Tooth; Meatballs or Consequences/ A Moving Experience; Hearts of Twilight/ The Boids; The Flame/ Wakko's America/ Davy Omelette/ Four Score and Seven Migraines Ago; Guardin' the Garden/ Plane Pals; Be Careful What You Eat/ Up the Crazy River/ Ta Da Dump, Ta Da Dump, Ta Da Dump Dump Dump; Opportunity Knox/ Wings Take Heart; Hercule Yakko/ Home on De-Nile/ A Midsummer Night's Dream; Testimonials (Animaniacs)/ Babblin' Bijou Potty Emergency/ Sir Yaksalot; You Risk Your Life/ I Got Yer Can/ Jockey for Position; Moby or Not Moby Mesozoic Mindy The Good, the Boo, and the Ugly Draculee, Draculaa Phranken-Runt Hot, Bothered and Bedeviled Moon Over Minerva Skullhead Boneyhands O Silly Mio Puttin' on the Blitz The Great Wakkorotti: The Summer Concert Chairman of the Bored Planets Song Astro-Buttons Cartoons in Wakko's Body 1 Noah's Lark Cartoons in Wakko's Body 2 The Big Kiss Hiccup Cartoons in Wakko's Body Conclusion Clown and Out Bubba Bo Bob Brain In the Garden of Mindy No Place Like Homeless Katie Ka-Boo Baghdad Cafe Critical Condition The Three Muska-Warners Dough Dough Boys Boot Camping General Boo-Regard Spellbound Smitten with Kittens Alas Poor Skullhead White Gloves Fair Game The Slapper Puppet Rulers Buttermilk, It Makes a Body Bitter Broadcast Nuisance Raging Bird Animator's Alley Can't Buy a Thrill Hollywoodchuck Of Nice and Men What a Dump! Survey Ladies Useless Fact 1 The Senses Song Useless Fact 2 Dot's Poetry Corner The World Can Wait Useless Fact 3 Kiki's Kitten Useless Fact 4 Windsor Hassle ...And Justice for Slappy Turkey Jerky Wild Blue Yonder Video Revue When Mice Ruled the Earth Mobster Mash Lake Titicaca Icebreakers A Christmas Plotz Little Drummer Warners Twas the Day Before Christmas Jingle Boo The Great Wakkorotti: The Holiday Concert Toy Shop Terror Yakko's Universe The Warners and the Beanstalk Frontier Slappy Ups and Downs The Brave Little Trailer Yes, Always Drive-Insane Girlfeathers I'm Cute Brain Meets Brawn Meet Minerva Gold Rush A Gift of Gold Dot's Quiet Time Schnitzelbank The Helpinki Formula Le Bouton et le Ballon Kung Boo Of Course You Know, This Means Warners Up a Tree Wakko's Gizmo Meet John Brain Smell Ya Later Ragamuffins Woodstock Slappy Karaoke-Dokie Cranial Crusader The Chicken Who Loved Me Baloney and Kids Super Buttons Katie Ka-Boom: The Driving Lesson Scare Happy Slappy Witch One MacBeth With Three, You Get Eggroll Mermaid Mindy Katie Ka-Boom: Call Waiting Lookit the Fuzzy Heads No Face Like Home The Warners 65th Anniversary Special
Take My Siblings, Please The Mindy 500 Morning Malaise Miami Mama-Mia Pigeon on the Roof We're No Pigeons Whistle-Stop Mindy Katie Ka-Boom: The Broken Date I'm Mad Bad Mood Bobby Katie Ka-Boom: The Blemish Fake
Super Strong Warner Siblings Nutcracker Slappy Wakko's New Gookie A Quake, a Quake! Variety Speak Three Tenors and You're Out Bingo Deduces Wild Rest in Pieces U.N. Me A Hard Day's Warners Gimme a Break Buttons in Ows Hercules Unwound This Pun for Hire Star Truck Go Fish Multiplication (song) The Sound of Warners Yabba Dabba Boo My Mother the Squirrel The Party Oh Say Can You See The Twelve Days of Christmas Dot's Entertainment The Girl with the Googily Goop Gunga Dot Soccer Coach Slappy Belly Button Blues Our Final Space Cartoon, We Promise Valuable Lesson Wakko's 2-Note Song Panama Canal Hello Nurse The Ballad of Magellan The Return of the Great Wakkorotti The Big Wrap Party Tonight
One Flew Over the Cuckoo Clock Cutie and the Beast Boo Happens Noel Jokahontas Boids on the Hood Mighty Wakko at the Bat A Very Very Very Very Special Show Night of the Living Buttons Soda Jerk From Burbank with Love Anchors A-Warners When You're Traveling Papers for Pappa Amazing Gladiators Pinky and the Ralph Ten Short Films About Wakko Warner No Time for Love The Boo Network Pitter Patter of Little Feet Mindy in Wonderland Ralph's Wedding
Back in Style Bones in the Body It Dot- The Macadamia Nut Bully for Skippy Cute First (Ask Questions Later) Acquaintances Here Comes Atilla Boo Wonder Magic Time The Brain's Apprentice Hooray for North Hollywood (Part I) Hooray for North Hollywood (Part II) The Carpool The Sunshine Squirrels The Christmas Tree Punchline (Part I) Prom Night Punchline (Part II) Birds on a Wire The Scoring Session The Animaniacs Suite