From Animaniacs S1E3- H.M.S. Wakko
I am the very model of a cartoon individual My animation's comical, unusual, and whimsical I'm quite adpet at funny gags, comedic theory I have read From wicked puns and stupid jokes to anvils that drop on your head
I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette Then smack the villain...with a fish, I know my cartoon etiquette I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite
When in a jam, I just yell "stop" and villains in their tracks are froze Then I sneak up and utter "start" and take my hands and honk their nose I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchal progeny From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny
To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries Like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries From this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginable Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal
You see in matters comical, unusual, and whimsical, We are the very model of cartoon individuals!