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For the character, see Hello Nurse, for the cartoon where this song is from, see Hello Nurse (cartoon).

"Hello Nurse" is a song about the woman of the same name in the eighty-second episode of Animaniacs. Wakko Warner sings about all the things she may be capable of, as Yakko sings backup. The music and lyrics were written by Randy Rogel.

Lyrics

Wakko:
She's the woman of the year
Independent, a career
There's not a thing that she couldn't do
Oh, she's alert, she's aware
She's got legs like Astaire
And a hundred-fifty-seven IQ
She has several PHDs
Speaks fluent Japanese
And her shoes will always match with her purse
Whatever street she's walkin' down
Everybody turns around and says...
Yakko and Wakko:
Hello, nurse!
Wakko:
She likes cheese and pepperoni
Won a Pulitzer and a Tony
She played the leading role in King Lear
She never drinks, she never smokes
She never laughs at dirty jokes
She was ambassador to China last year
Oh, she's politically correct
She'd never call-collect
She plays Chopin and she doesn't rehearse
And when she's walkin' by,
I give a little sigh and shout...
Yakko and Wakko:
Hello, Nurse!
Wakko:
She gets her math equations right
She reads Tolstoy every night
She won the Nobel Prize in physics. It's true
She drives a shiny new Corvette
Sings opera at the Met
And volunteers her time at the zoo, oh!
She won a scholarship to Yale
Got her Fulbright in the mail
And took a two-year junior college degree
She's manna sent from heaven
Too bad I'm only seven
Cause, Hello Nurse,
I wish you'd take care of me!
Yakko and Wakko:
If she's not everything that we've said,
Then may lightning strike us dead!
Hello, Nurse!

Trivia

  • Wakko claims to be seven years old during the song; however, in episode 14 of Talkin' Toons, series creator Tom Ruegger says that he's actually eleven, and that "seven" fit more with the syllable count.
  • In Wakko's Wish, Hello Nurse states that she has an IQ of 192, despite Wakko saying it was 157 in this song; this may have been why Yakko and Wakko were struck by lightning.
Songs
Animaniacs (1993-1998)
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
Animaniacs Theme SongThe Monkey SongYakko's WorldSupport the ScoutsThe Acme SongYes, Brothers Warner WeI am the Evil Pirate Captain MelWe Should Run and We Should FleeI Am the Very Model of a Cartoon IndividualYakko's UniverseCome See UsThe Studio ShrinkThe Etiquette SongFlipper ParodyWhat Are We?You Can't Catch UsPiano RagThe Warner's Lot SongThe Candyman's SwellLlama Llama LlamaLet the Anvils Ring (Prologue)Anvilania's National AnthemLet the Anvils RingIn Dear Old AnvilaniaMusical ChairsThis Means War(ners)My Old Anvilanian HomeWar Report FinaleFrere WarnerThe Hills are Quite FullThree Little MaidsFalderalOur First Day of SchoolFrizzy ColaWe'll Clean Your Flue for YouWritin' HooeyCall Dr. YakkoThe EndingWakko's AmericaLincoln's IntroductionLanky and CrankyBe Careful What You EatWe Haven't Got a ClueCamelotEarly in the MorningYou're in Hades NowWhiny Protest Song from the 60sPurgatory, Here We ComeO Silly MioPlanets SongYou'll Never Laugh AloneNice and Chubby BabyAnimaniacs StewWe've Been Mixing Up the ScriptsWe Found This Old ComputerWe're the MusketeersThe King's LullabySam 'N' Ella'sIn the MallThe Senses SongMary Tyler Dot SongVideo RevueThe Goodbye SongRavioli, PepperoniThe Warner Waiter TwoWe Were Sitting Here Before YouLake TiticacaMany Years AgoMean Old ManLots to SeeLittle Drummer WarnersSlippin' on the IceBranimaniacsOld MacDonald Had a FarmCamptown RacesChopsticksI'm CuteThe Crickets and the FroggiesDot's Quiet TimeSchnitzelbankOn the Home Front We're Marching AlongFeelingsBaa Baa Black SheepJohn Jacob Jingleheimer SchmidtJimmy Crack CornOh My Darling, ClementineOld MacDonald Had a Farm (Slackmer)London Bridge Is Falling DownPop Goes The WeaselThis Old ManBaloney and Kids ThemeThe Imagine SongThe Anvil SongBaloney's Goodbye SongDigg'd i' the DarkOh, Lady!Introducing the WarnersBuddy's SongMake a GookieHurtin' Our FeetRompThe Hunk from UpumemaI'm MadSerendipitySuper Strong Warner SiblingsA Quake! A Quake!Variety SpeakTwelve Days Of ChristmasU.N. MeRunning From Our FansThey Want To LaughThe Surprises in LifeAll The Words in the English LanguageThe Presidents SongMultiplicationBurbankWhat Do You Do With Children Like Us Warners?Poison OakWhen I Am AfraidGrumpy ChickenEat All Your OatmealThe Cats of Phantom BoulevardDental AvenueTake a Nap InsteadSnack TimeDough, Some CashDon't Shout at Us, Mr. WebbyHello GoogiBeware the Big Bad WolfGoogily GoopThe Snugglers ThemeThe Angry SongWakko's Two Note SongPanama CanalHello NurseThe Ballad of MagellanAt the Big Wrap Party TonightCutie and the BeastThat's DotBe a PestDeck the HallsNoelIs Wakkoum a Warrior?Just the Same Old HeroineJohn Smith and CompanyIce CreamBars of Gold are ForeverWhen You're Traveling from NantucketYou Can't Sing When I SingObese OrsonNight TravelerBones in the BodyMacadamia NutWe Won't Ever LeaveThe Warner BunchHere Comes AttilaMagic GuysWe're On Our Way to Go See Mr. PlotzYou Gotta Do the SchmoozeThere's Only One of YouVariety Speak (HFNH)Jam-A-LotL.A. DotIt's New Year's EveWe're On Our Way to Go See Mr. Plotz (Version 2)
Pinky and the Brain
Pinky and the Brain ThemeI'm a Little TeapotMy Empty Hollow HeadTelephone RepairmanKing of the WorldPlay Fish With MePinky's Minstrel SongsJohnny Badnote's Song
Slappy Squirrel
Slappy Squirrel ThemeThe Wonderful World of WalnutsBumbie the Dearest DeerThe Little Old Lady (from Pasadena)The SlapperDaniel BooneGoing up the CountryWhat Am I Singing For?Crackers and CheeseWould You Still Cheer?Can You Hear Me?Slappy's PolkaStar-Spangled BannerIt's HalloweenLa donna è mobileFood SongSanta LuciaRide of the ValkyriesSlippin' on the IceHall of FameTake Me Out to the Ball GameSlappy Squirrel Theme (Three Tenors Version)Rocket Rat
Goodfeathers
Goodfeathers ThemeGoodfeathers SongCarlootaScorsese's HeadI Feel FeatheryThere's a Perch For YouScorseseEgg-hatcher, Egg-hatcherIf I Were the GodpigeonCoo Coo QuackSasha, SquitDo You Want Me?Regis PhilbinCoo
Rita and Runt
Rita and Runt ThemeHumans Ain't What They Seem to BeI, CamenbertAt The End Of My ForkLook At Rita!Flat in Gay PareeI Am Definitely RuntRita and RuntDo You Hear The Poodles Bark?Dig DownBitten In The ButtRunt and CamenbertAt the End of the RoadA Place Called HomeAll Wrapped Up in LoveLet's Try For TwoUse Your BrainA Hands On Kinda GalLet's Try For ThreeTogetherMilk Please MamaI'm Nobody's MamaMontereyHappy Bob's Bunny RanchStereotypical ViewBunny BedtimeMiaoFloridaCats Always Get the Short End of the StickI'll Go It AloneCornDizzyFraidy CatIs This My Destiny?The JudgeThere's Nothing Quite Like a CatStill There's Me and You
Other
Hip Hippos ThemeLa BehemothChicken Boo ThemeDavy OmeletteJingle BooIt's Not Pretty Being MeMr. Skullhead Show ThemeKatie Ka-Boom ThemeMindy and the BrainPinky and the CatDottie the SquirrelSister SlappyAnimaniacs Theme Song (Three Tenors Version)Twelve Days Of Christmas (Blue Bird Edition)Hello My LadyPinky and the RalphThe Animaniacs Suite
Scrapped Songs
The Geologic ClockDear Mister Gingrich
Pinky and the Brain (1995-1998)
Pinky and the Brain ThemeBrainstemBrain's the LeaderBrain's Rock n' Roll SongCheese Roll CallWe're Gonna Build BrainaniaBrainania AnthemPinky and the Brain Theme (Christmas)Deck the HallsChristmas BalladDon CerebroTo Scheme the Improbable SchemeKing VitaminYeaDrunken SailorYum Yum Doodle Dum DayLo La LiThe Smells of LoudnessPittsburgh's For Mousealopes OnlyI Am the CheesebagThe Mystical Majesty TripAll You Eat Is LunchYo-Yo's SongTake Off Your PantsJust Say Narf! (Short)The Storm Within My HeartA Meticulous Analysis of HistoryThe Pinnacle of WitsCongaBrainDude and PinkasaurPinky Winky and Brainy WainyBrain AcresPretty Fair FairGrow FreeI'm Too HappyPinky SuavoLyrics Are For WeeniesSad BrainHey Drive With MeWhat's Up Puppy Dog?GesundheitBrain's WayWhat a MouseBig DreamsFinsThe Fable of Brainy JackIncredible Product JingleAquatic Mammal MarinesThe Tailor and the MiceThe Friendly Forest CreaturesMake Me the World's LeaderI'm Going to Have to Hurt YouMusical MiceAngstPinky's MemoriesThe Schadenfreude PolkaBrainie the PooThe Wonderful Thing About JaggerThe KingRing Around the PinkyLumberjack CigarettesBrainy CigarettesBrain Doggie MamboPlease Bop Me, BrainPinkheadNice Boat, Candy CaneJust Say Narf!The Really Great DictatorSchmeerskahovenIn RussiaThe Mouse with the Giant HeadHickory Dickory BonkWhat a Big Schlep to TucumcariBrain's Tall Tale SongPinky and the Brain Theme (Star Warners)We're Off To See The Has-Been
Pinky, Elmyra and the Brain (1998-1999)
Pinky, Elmyra and the Brain Theme SongTwo of a KindTellechubbies ThemeBe More Like The BrainMercuryFlip-FlopDance of the Sugar Plum FairiesSea FoodBibbidi-Bobbidi-BooThe Icky Mouse ClubThe Circle's ThemeThe HopPinky's Dream HouseRobot Weekend SongChildren of Many LandsYum Yum Doodle Dum DayMousey BalletPigstuckI'm a Pretty GirlLet Me Be Your LeaderLearningPatty AnnJuggling With MeatGristle MeatAnimal Pieces in my StewParty NightBrainoUnderwear Head
Wakko's Wish (1999)
Never Give Up HopeTrain Bringing WakkoI've Got a Ha'PennySo Much for Wakko's Ha'PennyTwinkle, TwinkleNever Give Up Hope (Reprise)The Wishing StarHungarian RhapsodyWagon SledAul' AcmeThe Wishing Star IIThe Wishing Star IIIIf I Could Have My Wish Then I'd Be HappyThe Wishing Star IVOh, Lady!Gotta Get to the Wishing StarHe's Got Two Ha'PenniesNever Give Up Hope (Finale)
Animaniacs (2020-)
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
Animaniacs Theme SongThe Catch-Up SongReboot ItI'm Gonna Eat'chaSuffragette SongChicken Boo ThemeThe CuteningWakko's America8 MileShakespeare RapRap BattleAnima-NyetWakkov's Territories of Russian FederationBe Like MeNice and Chubby BabyA-ZitFLOTUS, FLOTUS, What Do You Know About Us?I Am the Very Model of an Ancient Roman EmperorWilliam the ConquerorThe Hamburg Tickler SongCategory 5Righty Tighty Lefty LoosieYakko's Big SongMime and MemeThe Magna Carta SongGruelsome ol' GruelYou Have to Sing a Song for Your GruelYakko's Countries of the Early 19th CenturyConceive of YourselfColumbus Sailed the Ocean BlueTuna Fresh GumA Brief History of HistoryIs This Egg Yours?Chicken Boo Theme (Warner's Ark)80's CatsStay With Me, WarnersFlora Dora
Pinky and the Brain
Pinky and the Brain ThemeMinstrel SongBondingLimbs Fall OffWe're the GrogglesOld Monsanto Had A FarmThis Old BrainBop Your HeadPinky Feels Like Falling DownBrownian MotionLakes Are FunPinky's Italy SongSuper SunnyBanana HammockBackwards GaryThe Brainy BunchNarfs ThemeFresh Pinky of BurbankPinky's How To JinglePinky's Narfday SongI Ate a RockFrench Fries for Breakfast
Other
Alien Chorus
Other Outlets
Promotional (1993-)
I'm An AnimaniacCravingPut A Brain In The White HouseThe WB's The PlaceThat's All We GotAnimaniacs Mac & CheeseEverybody Dubba!Half A Minute WaltzCaptain Planet On Kids' WB!Kids' WB Christmas SongTearing Up The StageBathMighty Fresh JamAnimaniacs WeekAnimaniacs on BoomerangAnimaniacs on The HubAnimaniacs Hub Can-CanLet the Anvils Ring (The Hub Edition)Wakko's Hub LineupFillerFeels Like Hulu
Yakko's World (1994)
Traveling AnimaniacsA Quake! A Quake!Yakko's WorldThe Hello SongLake TiticacaThe Ballad of MagellanSeveral Drops of RainWakko's AmericaU.N. MeYakko's UniverseI'll Take an IslandPanama CanalThere's Only One of You
A Hip-Hopera Christmas (1997)
Jingle BellsDeck the HallsGhost of Christmas PastGhost of Christmas Present
Bubba Bo Bob Brain (1997)
Bubba Bo Bob BrainA Lab Mouse Will Take Over The World
Animaniacs Game Pack (1997)
Animaniacs Game Pack IntroI'm a Swingin' Gal
Kids' WB Brain Snacks (1998)
Recycle!Speed of SoundSatellitesWorld DanceExerciseWorld of FoodGravityThe Planets
Miscellaneous
The Geologic ClockDear Mister GingrichSing-Along ThemeBig Cartoonie Show ThemeTake Over The WorldSmaller Than That
Albums
Animaniacs (1993-1998)
AnimaniacsYakko's WorldSong SamplersTwisted TunesVariety PackThe Animaniacs Faboo! CollectionA Hip-Hopera ChristmasThe Animaniacs' Wacky UniverseThe Animaniacs Go Hollywood
Pinky and the Brain (1995-1998)
Bubba Bo Bob Brain
Animaniacs (2020-)
Season One
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