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"How to Fight a Pirate Crab" is a short song from the Animaniacs reboot cartoon "Pinko and the Brain." It is performed by Pinky (Rob Paulsen).

Description

After The Brain successfully blackmails the entire U.S. Senate to resign, the building is left empty. Pinky celebrates that he can finally hear himself think, prompting him to sing this song. The song itself is seemingly a tutorial on how one can successfully apprehend a pirate crab in battle.

Lyrics

Pinky:
Tickle, tickle, jab, jab
That's how you fight a pirate crab!

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