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Humans Ain't What They Seem to Be is a song from the episode, When Rita Met Runt, dedicated to Rita's thoughts on humans. The music was written by Richard Stone and the lyrics by Sherri Stoner.

Lyrics

Rita (speaking):
What's a human good for, anyway?
Runt:
They pet you when they're sad.
Rita:
They smack you when you're bad.
Runt:
When you're hungry they definitely feed you.
Rita:
Yeah, on vacation they leave you with hardly no food. Ring a bell, dude?
Runt:
(Whimpers)
Rita:
Exactly my point.
Humans Ain't What They Seem to Be
They don't mean that much to me
No, not much at all
When you're little and tiny they pet your cute hiney
But then when you grow it's a simple no-show
It's "shoo shoo off this" and "don't you dare scratch on that"
If they call you at all it's always "dumb cat"
Humans Ain't What They Seem to Be
They don't mean that much to me
No, not much at all
But when it's all dark and quiet I try hard to fight it
But I dream of home then I won't have to roam
Someone to feed me and put me to bed and scratch me just so on top of my head
But I ain't gonna love 'em
Not gonna answer that call
'Cause Humans don't mean that much to me
No, not much at all
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