I'm Mad
"I'm Mad" is the song from the cartoon of the same name . The music and lyrics were written by Randy Rogel .
The cartoon was originally released as a theatrical short preceding Thumbelina , first premiering March 30, 1994. It was later aired as part of the sixty-ninth episode of Animaniacs on November 12 of the same year.
Lyrics
Dr. Scratchansniff :
Wake up! It's late!
It's 20 minutes after 8!
Everyone get up, it's time to go
Up and at them now
Come on, shake a leg!
Have some juice and scrambled egg
On the floor and out the door
Let's get on our way!
Dot :
Hey, watch out!
Yakko :
What's the matter?
Dot :
You almost knocked me off the ladder!
Yakko :
No, I didn't!
Dot :
Yes you did, I almost fell!
Yakko :
Aww, don't exaggerate
Dot :
I'm not!
Yakko :
Yeah, right
Dot :
Are you trying to pick a fight?
Yakko :
Will you get out of my face?
Dot :
Well, you're always in my space!
Dr. Scratchansniff :
Hey, get off each other's case
Because we're trying to get along
Wakko :
I want pancakes, or a waffle
This tastes awful, is that all we've got?
Can't find my clothes and I need to blow my nose
And my socks are full of holes
And my shoelace has a knot!
Dot :
That's my toothbrush!
Yakko :
No, it's not!
Dot :
Well, it's sitting in my slot!
Yakko :
No it isn't; this is mine and that one's yours.
Dot :
Well, you're standing in my way!
Yakko :
Yeah, that's tough!
Dr. Scratchansniff :
Alright, now that's enough!
Everybody get your stuff
Because we're going out the door!
Every time we get into the car it's so much work
It takes us twenty minutes while you're driving me berserk
With your playing and your jumping
And your running all about
When I finally get you inside,
You always lock me out!
Dot :
I'm mad, I'm mad!
I'm really, really, really mad!
You poked me with your elbow in my side!
Yakko :
No, I didn't!
Dot :
Yes, you did!
Yakko :
Nuh-uh!
Dot :
You did!
And I'm just a little kid!
You're lying! Don't deny it!
Yakko :
Well, I'm gonna hit you!
Dot :
Yeah, just try it!
Dr. Scratchansniff :
Will both of you be quiet? Cause we're driving in a car!
Dot :
Ow! He hit me!
Yakko :
Ow, she bit me!
Dot :
He said he's gonna get me!
Yakko :
No, I didn't!
Dot :
Yes, you did!
Dr. Scratchansniff :
All right, that's it! Now I forbid
Either one of you to say another word!
Wakko :
Are we there yet? I'm tired!
I'm hungry! How far?
My nose is snotty, need to move my body
Gotta use the potty, better stop the car!
Dot :
Stop it!
Yakko :
No, you stop it!
Dr. Scratchansniff :
Why can't you both just drop it?
Dot :
Well, he started it!
Yakko :
Oh, yeah, I'm really sure, uh-huh!
Dot :
Nuh-uh!
Yakko :
Uh-uh!
Dot :
It's your fault!
Yakko :
No, it's not
Your leg is in my spot!
Dr. Scratchansniff :
Yakko, you be quiet! And that goes for you too, Dot!
Every time we take a trip, it's always just the same
With the fighting and the biting
And the calling all those names,
Then there's pushing and there's shoving
And there's scratching on the neck
When we finally get to where we're going
Everyone's a wreck!
The Warners :
Yak yak yak yak, yak yak yak yak, yak yak yak yak yak!
Dot :
I'm mad, I'm mad!
I'm really, really, really mad!
You poked me with your elbow in my side!
Yakko :
No, I didn't!
Dot :
Yes, you did! You did!
And I'm just a little kid
Dr. Scratchansniff :
Will both of you be quiet? Cause we're driving in a car!
Wakko :
Are we there yet? I'm tired!
I'm hungry! How far?
My nose is snotty, need to move my body
Gotta use the potty, better stop the car!
Dr. Scratchansniff :
We're here, we're here!
Doesn't anybody want to give a cheer?
Yakko :
You mean this is where we're all gonna spend the day?
Dot :
At the circus?
Wakko :
Hey, guys, look! They got rides!
Dr. Scratchansniff :
Now you're satisfied?
Alright, everyone inside,
And let's have some fun, okay?
Dot :
I'm glad, I'm glad!
What a really great time we had!
You see those lions and those tigers?
Weren't they neat?
Dr. Scratchansniff :
Are you happy now?
Dot :
We are, thanks a lot!
I'm sorry that we fought
From now on I'll get along
Yakko :
That's alright, Dot, I was wrong.
Dr. Scratchansniff :
Ah that's nice, now come along,
Let's all get in the car
Dot :
You can take the seat you like,
You're always so gallant
Yakko :
Aw, thank you, Dot, but ladies first,
You take the seat you want
Dr. Scratchansniff :
Everybody's happy now,
We've had a real good day
And now it's time to go back home
So let's be on our way!
Dot : You hit me!
Yakko : No, I didn't!
Dot : Yes, you did. Stop it!
Yakko : No, you stop it!
Dot : Move your leg!
Yakko : No, you move your leg!
Dot : You started it!
Yakko : No, I didn't, you did!
Dot : No, I didn't, you did!
Yakko:
Started what? Don't you cross that line! This is where the line is, right here! Dr. Scratchansniff, she started it!
Dot:
You always start it! You're not the boss of me! Oh, yeah, since when? Get out of my face! I'm the boss here!
[arguing continues and fades out]
Trivia
Both of the actors for Yakko and Dot, Rob Paulsen and Tress MacNeille, were having so much fun with recording the argument scene at the end of the song, that they both started cursing as their characters. The directors told them to stop, and during the record version, the song would fade out as Yakko and Dot fight as an attempt to hide the cursing.[citation needed ]
Select PAL prints of episode 69 crop this cartoon to 4:3, rather than letterboxing it.
The theatrical film print would not resurface in full until a YouTube upload by FT Depot on September 27, 2023. However, Warner Bros. issued a copyright strike against the video the following day and removed it. It has since been archived .
Gallery
General
Theatrical Title Cards
Sources
Animaniacs (1993-1998)
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
Animaniacs Theme Song • The Monkey Song • Yakko's World • Support the Scouts • The Acme Song • Yes, Brothers Warner We • I am the Evil Pirate Captain Mel • We Should Run and We Should Flee • I Am the Very Model of a Cartoon Individual • Yakko's Universe • Come See Us • The Studio Shrink • The Etiquette Song • Flipper Parody • What Are We? • You Can't Catch Us • Piano Rag • The Warner's Lot Song • The Candyman's Swell • Llama Llama Llama • Let the Anvils Ring (Prologue) • Anvilania's National Anthem • Let the Anvils Ring • In Dear Old Anvilania • Musical Chairs • This Means War(ners) • My Old Anvilanian Home • War Report Finale • Frere Warner • The Hills are Quite Full • Three Little Maids • Falderal • Our First Day of School • Frizzy Cola • We'll Clean Your Flue for You • Writin' Hooey • Call Dr. Yakko • The Ending • Wakko's America • Lincoln's Introduction • Lanky and Cranky • Be Careful What You Eat • We Haven't Got a Clue • Camelot • Early in the Morning • You're in Hades Now • Whiny Protest Song from the 60s • Purgatory, Here We Come • O Silly Mio • Planets Song • You'll Never Laugh Alone • Nice and Chubby Baby • Animaniacs Stew • We've Been Mixing Up the Scripts • We Found This Old Computer • We're the Musketeers • The King's Lullaby • Sam 'N' Ella's • In the Mall • The Senses Song • Mary Tyler Dot Song • Video Revue • The Goodbye Song • Ravioli, Pepperoni • The Warner Waiter Two • We Were Sitting Here Before You • Lake Titicaca • Many Years Ago • Mean Old Man • Lots to See • Little Drummer Warners • Slippin' on the Ice • Branimaniacs • Old MacDonald Had a Farm • Camptown Races • Chopsticks • I'm Cute • The Crickets and the Froggies • Dot's Quiet Time • Schnitzelbank • On the Home Front We're Marching Along • Feelings • Baa Baa Black Sheep • John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt • Jimmy Crack Corn • Oh My Darling, Clementine • Old MacDonald Had a Farm (Slackmer) • London Bridge Is Falling Down • Pop Goes The Weasel • This Old Man • Baloney and Kids Theme • The Imagine Song • The Anvil Song • Baloney's Goodbye Song • Digg'd i' the Dark • Oh, Lady! • Introducing the Warners • Buddy's Song • Make a Gookie • Hurtin' Our Feet • Romp • The Hunk from Upumema • I'm Mad • Serendipity • Super Strong Warner Siblings • A Quake! A Quake! • Variety Speak • Twelve Days Of Christmas • U.N. Me • Running From Our Fans • They Want To Laugh • The Surprises in Life • All The Words in the English Language • The Presidents Song • Multiplication • Burbank • What Do You Do With Children Like Us Warners? • Poison Oak • When I Am Afraid • Grumpy Chicken • Eat All Your Oatmeal • The Cats of Phantom Boulevard • Dental Avenue • Take a Nap Instead • Snack Time • Dough, Some Cash • Don't Shout at Us, Mr. Webby • Hello Googi • Beware the Big Bad Wolf • Googily Goop • The Snugglers Theme • The Angry Song • Wakko's Two Note Song • Panama Canal • Hello Nurse • The Ballad of Magellan • At the Big Wrap Party Tonight • Cutie and the Beast • That's Dot • Be a Pest • Deck the Halls • Noel • Is Wakkoum a Warrior? • Just the Same Old Heroine • John Smith and Company • Ice Cream • Bars of Gold are Forever • When You're Traveling from Nantucket • You Can't Sing When I Sing • Obese Orson • Night Traveler • Bones in the Body • Macadamia Nut • We Won't Ever Leave • The Warner Bunch • Here Comes Attila • Magic Guys • We're On Our Way to Go See Mr. Plotz • You Gotta Do the Schmooze • There's Only One of You • Variety Speak (HFNH) • Jam-A-Lot • L.A. Dot • It's New Year's Eve • We're On Our Way to Go See Mr. Plotz (Version 2)
Pinky and the Brain
Pinky and the Brain Theme • I'm a Little Teapot • My Empty Hollow Head • Telephone Repairman • King of the World • Play Fish With Me • Pinky's Minstrel Songs • Johnny Badnote's Song
Slappy Squirrel
Slappy Squirrel Theme • The Wonderful World of Walnuts • Bumbie the Dearest Deer • The Little Old Lady (from Pasadena) • The Slapper • Daniel Boone • Going up the Country • What Am I Singing For? • Crackers and Cheese • Would You Still Cheer? • Can You Hear Me? • Slappy's Polka • Star-Spangled Banner • It's Halloween • La donna è mobile • Food Song • Santa Lucia • Ride of the Valkyries • Slippin' on the Ice • Hall of Fame • Take Me Out to the Ball Game • Slappy Squirrel Theme (Three Tenors Version) • Rocket Rat
Goodfeathers
Goodfeathers Theme • Goodfeathers Song • Carloota • Scorsese's Head • I Feel Feathery • There's a Perch For You • Scorsese • Egg-hatcher, Egg-hatcher • If I Were the Godpigeon • Coo Coo Quack • Sasha, Squit • Do You Want Me? • Regis Philbin • Coo
Rita and Runt
Rita and Runt Theme • Humans Ain't What They Seem to Be • I, Camenbert • At The End Of My Fork • Look At Rita! • Flat in Gay Paree • I Am Definitely Runt • Rita and Runt • Do You Hear The Poodles Bark? • Dig Down • Bitten In The Butt • Runt and Camenbert • At the End of the Road • A Place Called Home • All Wrapped Up in Love • Let's Try For Two • Use Your Brain • A Hands On Kinda Gal • Let's Try For Three • Together • Milk Please Mama • I'm Nobody's Mama • Monterey • Happy Bob's Bunny Ranch • Stereotypical View • Bunny Bedtime • Miao • Florida • Cats Always Get the Short End of the Stick • I'll Go It Alone • Corn • Dizzy • Fraidy Cat • Is This My Destiny? • The Judge • There's Nothing Quite Like a Cat • Still There's Me and You
Chicken Boo
Chicken Boo Theme • Davy Omelette • Jingle Boo
Other
Hip Hippos Theme • La Behemoth • It's Not Pretty Being Me • Mr. Skullhead Show Theme • Katie Ka-Boom Theme • Mindy and the Brain • Pinky and the Cat • Dottie the Squirrel • Sister Slappy • Animaniacs Theme Song (Three Tenors Version) • Twelve Days Of Christmas (Blue Bird Edition) • Hello My Lady • Pinky and the Ralph • The Animaniacs Suite
Scrapped Songs
The Geologic Clock • Dear Mister Gingrich