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"I am the Evil Pirate Captain Mel" is a song from Episode 3 of Animaniacs.

It is a parody of "I Am the Captain of The Pinafore" from H.M.S Pinafore.

Lyrics[]

Mel:
I am the evil pirate Captain Mel
Crewmen:
And a really evil pirate, too!
Mel:
You are very, very kind
I'm an evil mastermind,
And I'll do cruel things to you
Crewmen:
We are very, very kind
He's an evil mastermind,
And he'll do cruel things to you
Mel:
I'll kick you in the knee,
Poke your eye so you can't see,
And hit you with my sword.
Though I be a pirate swine,
I have to draw the line...
So I will not push you overboard
Crewmen:
What, never?
Mel:
No, never!
Crewman:
What, never?
Mel:
Hardly ever!
Hahaha hahahahahaha!

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