I am the Evil Pirate Captain Mel is a song from Episode 3 of Animaniacs.
It is a parody of I Am the Captain of The Pinafore from H.M.S Pinafore.
- I am the evil pirate, Captain Mel,
- And a really evil pirate's, too.
- You are very, very kind.
- I'm an evil mastermind,
- And I'll do cruel things to you.
- We are very, very kind.
- He's an evil mastermind,
- And he'll do cruel things to you.
- I'll kick you in the knee,
- poke your eye so you can't see,
- and hit you with my sword.
- Though I be a pirate swine,
- I have to draw the line...
- So I will not push you overboard.
- No, never!
- Hardly everrrrrrrr!
- Hahaha hahahahahaha!
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