If I Could Have My Wish Then I'd Be Happy
"If I Could Have My Wish Then I'd Be Happy" is a song from . The music and lyrics were written by Wakko's Wish Randy Rogel.
Did you ever wish that you could have
A wish that would come true?
I wonder what my wish would be,
Which I would want to wish, you see
Which wish would be the wish for me? Gee whiz, I wish I knew
I'd wish that we were happy
And be glad for what we've got
I'd wish an operation
For our little sister, Dot
And I'd wish we could make this journey When the weather's hot
If you could reach that wishing star
And it was yours to take,
What is it you'd want the most And what wish would you make?
: The Brain Yes, Pinky!
If I could rule the world, then I'd be happy
With Phar Fignewton, I'd be happy, too
If I could be the king,
That would surely be the thing
That would really make me happy, Yes, it's true!
If I could have a home, then I'd be happy
And if you were happy, I'd be happy, too
It's just a little task
And it isn't much to ask
If we could have our wish
And a little doggie dish
Rita: Then we'd be happy
: Dah, I know! If I were a policeman, I'd be happy! Ralph Plotz: You are a policeman, Ralph! Ralph: Oh. Nevermind.
: Hello Nurse
I would wish that every single person
Would appreciate me only for my mind,
Because I've got a mean IQ
Of one-hundred ninety two
They want me for my looks,
But never for my books
So love me for my brain
Yakko and Wakko:
The Brain: I am not amused.
Hello Nurse: Then I'll be happy
Ralph: If I could have my wish, I'd be a constable. Plotz: Ralph, you are a constable! Ralph: Oh, sorry.
: Dr. Scratchansniff
This stupid dumb elixir!
I would wish that I could fix her
Cause I've always been a failure und a flop!
The : Goodfeathers
We've been insulted and neglected
And we've never been respected And we wish the wishing star would make it stop!
Ralph: I know! If I could be the sheriff, I'd be happy! Plotz: Ralph, for crying out loud, you are the sheriff! You're the constable, you're a policeman, you're all of those things! Ralph: Aw, gee, I don't think I'm gettin' the hang of this song.
I've got bunions and arthritis
And lumbago and bursitis,
I need glasses and my kidney's got a stone
I wish retirement, you see,
In a giant acorn tree With everybody leaving me alone!
I adore my Auntie Slappy
But it'd really make me happy
If I had some friends with little kids like me
Cause she's impatient and she's crabby
And she's always really gabby
If I had some friends my age
: Mindy Squirrely-whirly!
Skippy: Then I'd be happy!
Mindy: Hee-hee, silly puppy! Okay, I love you, buh-bye!
If we could have our wish then we'd be happy
I want the world!
I want a home!
We want respect!
Hey, I got it, now I do!
If my wish was coming true,
What I'd really like to do...
Ralph: Is direct!
If you wish on a wishing star
You'll get your wish, you see,
And then, for sure, you're gonna be
Happy! When I get my wish, then I'll be happy!
: King Salazar And when I get my wish, they'll all be gone
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
Animaniacs Theme Song • The Monkey Song • Yakko's World • Support the Scouts • The Acme Song • Yes, Brothers Warner We • I am the Evil Pirate Captain Mel • We Should Run and We Should Flee • I Am the Very Model of a Cartoon Individual • Yakko's Universe • Come See Us • The Studio Shrink • The Etiquette Song • Flipper Parody • What Are We? • Piano Rag • The Warner's Lot Song • The Candyman's Swell • Llama Llama Llama • Let the Anvils Ring (Prologue) • Anvilania's National Anthem • Let the Anvils Ring • In Dear Old Anvilania • Musical Chairs • This Means War(ners) • My Old Anvilanian Home • War Report Finale • Frere Warner • The Hills are Quite Full • Three Little Maids • Falderal • Our First Day of School • Frizzy Cola • We'll Clean Your Flue for You • Writin' Hooey • Call Dr. Yakko • The Ending • Wakko's America • Lincoln's Introduction • Lanky and Cranky • Be Careful What You Eat • We Haven't Got a Clue • Camelot • Early in the Morning • You're in Hades Now • Whiny Protest Song from the 60s • Purgatory, Here We Come • O Silly Mio • Planets Song • You'll Never Laugh Alone • Nice and Chubby Baby • Animaniacs Stew • We've Been Mixing Up the Scripts • We Found This Old Computer • We're the Musketeers • The King's Lullaby • Sam 'N' Ella's • In the Mall • The Senses Song • Mary Tyler Dot Song • Video Revue • The Goodbye Song • Ravioli, Pepperoni • The Warner Waiter Two • We Were Sitting Here Before You • Lake Titicaca • Many Years Ago • Mean Old Man • Lots to See • Little Drummer Warners • Slippin' on the Ice • Branimaniacs • I'm Cute • The Crickets and the Froggies • Dot's Quiet Time • Schnitzelbank • On the Home Front We're Marching Along • Feelings • Baa Baa Black Sheep • John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt • Jimmy Crack Corn • Oh My Darling, Clementine • Old MacDonald Had a Farm • London Bridge Is Falling Down • Pop Goes The Weasel • This Old Man • Baloney and Kids Theme • The Imagine Song • The Anvil Song • Baloney's Goodbye Song • Digg'd i' the Dark • Oh, Lady! • Introducing the Warners • Make a Gookie • Hurtin' Our Feet • Romp • The Hunk from Upumema • I'm Mad • Serendipity • Super Strong Warner Siblings • A Quake! A Quake! • Variety Speak • Twelve Days Of Christmas • U.N. Me • Running From Our Fans • They Want To Laugh • The Surprises in Life • All The Words in the English Language • The Presidents Song • Multiplication • Burbank • What Do You Do With Children Like Us Warners? • Poison Oak • When I Am Afraid • Grumpy Chicken • Eat All Your Oatmeal • The Cats of Phantom Boulevard • Dental Avenue • Take a Nap Instead • Snack Time • Dough, Some Cash • Don't Shout at Us, Mr. Webby • Hello Googi • Beware the Big Bad Wolf • Googily Goop • The Snugglers Theme • The Angry Song • Wakko's Two Note Song • Panama Canal • Hello Nurse • The Ballad of Magellan • At the Big Wrap Party Tonight • Cutie and the Beast • That's Dot • Be a Pest • Deck the Halls • Noel • Is Wakkoum a Warrior? • Just the Same Old Heroine • John Smith and Company • Ice Cream • Bars of Gold are Forever • When You're Traveling from Nantucket • Obese Orson • Night Traveler • Bones in the Body • Macadamia Nut • We Won't Ever Leave • The Warner Bunch • Here Comes Attila • Magic Guys • We're On Our Way to Go See Mr. Plotz • You Gotta Do the Schmooze • There's Only One of You • Variety Speak (HFNH) • L.A. Dot • It's New Year's Eve • We're On Our Way to Go See Mr. Plotz (Version 2)
Pinky and the Brain
Pinky and the Brain Theme • I'm a Little Teapot • My Empty Hollow Head • Telephone Repairman • King of the World • Play Fish With Me • Pinky's Minstrel Songs • Johnny Badnote's Song
Slappy Squirrel Theme • The Wonderful World of Walnuts • Bumbie the Dearest Deer • The Little Old Lady (from Pasadena) • The Slapper • Daniel Boone • Going up the Country • What Am I Singing For? • Crackers and Cheese • Would You Still Cheer? • Can You Hear Me? • Slappy's Polka • Star-Spangled Banner • It's Halloween • La donna è mobile • Food Song • Santa Lucia • Ride of the Valkyries • Slippin' on the Ice • Hall of Fame • Take Me Out to the Ball Game • Slappy Squirrel Theme (Three Tenors Version) • Rocket Rat
Goodfeathers Theme • Goodfeathers Song • Carloota • Scorsese's Head • I Feel Feathery • There's a Perch For You • Scorsese • Egg-hatcher, Egg-hatcher • If I Were the Godpigeon • Coo Coo Quack • Sasha, Squit • Do You Want Me? • Regis Philbin • Coo
Rita and Runt
Rita and Runt Theme • Humans Ain't What They Seem to Be • I, Camenbert • At The End Of My Fork • Look At Rita! • Flat in Gay Paree • I Am Definitely Runt • Rita and Runt • Do You Hear The Poodles Bark? • Dig Down • Bitten In The Butt • Runt and Camenbert • At the End of the Road • A Place Called Home • All Wrapped Up in Love • Let's Try For Two • Use Your Brain • A Hands On Kinda Gal • Let's Try For Three • Together • Milk Please Mama • I'm Nobody's Mama • Monterey • Happy Bob's Bunny Ranch • Stereotypical View • Bunny Bedtime • Miao • Florida • Cats Always Get the Short End of the Stick • I'll Go It Alone • Corn • Dizzy • Fraidy Cat • Is This My Destiny? • The Judge • There's Nothing Quite Like a Cat • Still There's Me and You
Hip Hippos Theme • La Behemoth • Chicken Boo Theme • Davy Omelette • Jingle Boo • It's Not Pretty Being Me • Mr. Skullhead Show Theme • Katie Ka-Boom Theme • Mindy and the Brain • Pinky and the Cat • Dottie the Squirrel • Sister Slappy • Animaniacs Theme Song (Three Tenors Version) • Twelve Days Of Christmas (Blue Bird Edition) • Hello My Lady • Pinky and the Ralph