If I Could Have My Wish Then I'd Be Happy
"If I Could Have My Wish Then I'd Be Happy" is a song from Wakko's Wish . The music and lyrics were written by Randy Rogel .
Lyrics [ ]
Yakko :
Did you ever wish that you could have
A wish that would come true?
I wonder what my wish would be,
Which I would want to wish, you see
Which wish would be the wish for me?
Gee whiz, I wish I knew.
Dot :
I'd wish that we were happy
And be glad for what we've got
Wakko :
I'd wish an operation
For our little sister, Dot
Yakko :
And I'd wish we could make this journey
When the weather's hot
The Warners :
If you could reach that wishing star
And it was yours to take,
What is it you'd want the most
And what wish would you make?
The Brain :
Yes, Pinky!
If I could rule the world, then I'd be happy
Pinky :
With Phar Fignewton, I'd be happy, too
Plotz :
If I could be the king,
That would surely be the thing
That would really make me happy,
Yes, it's true!
Rita :
If I could have a home, then I'd be happy
Runt :
And if you were happy, I'd be happy, too
Rita :
It's just a little task
And it isn't much to ask
If we could have our wish
Runt :
And a little doggie dish
Rita :
Then we'd be happy!
Ralph : Dah, I know! If I were a policeman, I'd be happy!Plotz : You are a policeman, Ralph!Ralph : Oh. Nevermind.
Hello Nurse :
I would wish that every single person
Would appreciate me only for my mind,
Because I've got a mean IQ
Of one-hundred ninety two
They want me for my looks,
But never for my books
So love me for my brain
Yakko and Wakko :
Hello, Brain!
The Brain :
I am not amused.
Hello Nurse :
Then I'll be happy!
Ralph : If I could have my wish, I'd be a constable.Plotz : Ralph, you are a constable!Ralph : Oh, sorry.
Dr. Scratchansniff :
This stupid dumb elixir!
I would wish that I could fix her
Cause I've always been a failure und a flop!
The Goodfeathers :
We've been insulted and neglected
And we've never been respected
And we wish the wishing star would make it stop!
Ralph : I know! If I could be the sheriff, I'd be happy!Plotz : Ralph, for crying out loud, you are the sheriff! You're the constable, you're a policeman, you're all of those things!Ralph : Aw, gee, I don't think I'm gettin' the hang of this song.
Slappy :
I've got bunions and arthritis
And lumbago and bursitis,
I need glasses and my kidney's got a stone
I wish retirement, you see,
In a giant acorn tree
With everybody leaving me alone!
Skippy :
I adore my Auntie Slappy
But it'd really make me happy
If I had some friends with little kids like me
Cause she's impatient and she's crabby
And she's always really gabby
If I had some friends my age
Mindy :
Squirrely-whirly!
Skippy :
Then I'd be happy!
Mindy : Hee-hee, silly puppy! Okay, I love you, buh-bye!
All :
If we could have our wish then we'd be happy
The Brain :
I want the world!
Rita :
I want a home!
The Goodfeathers :
We want respect!
Ralph :
Hey, I got it, now I do!
If my wish was coming true,
What I'd really like to do...
Plotz :
Yes?
Ralph :
Is direct!
The Warners :
If you wish on a wishing star
Yakko :
You'll get your wish, you see,
And then, for sure, you're gonna be
The Warners :
Happy!
All :
Happy!
Happy!
Happy!
When I get my wish, then I'll be happy!
King Salazar :
And when I get my wish, they'll all be gone
Trivia [ ]
Animaniacs (1993-1998)
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
Animaniacs Theme Song • The Monkey Song • Yakko's World • Support the Scouts • The Acme Song • Yes, Brothers Warner We • I am the Evil Pirate Captain Mel • We Should Run and We Should Flee • I Am the Very Model of a Cartoon Individual • Yakko's Universe • Come See Us • The Studio Shrink • The Etiquette Song • Flipper Parody • What Are We? • You Can't Catch Us • Piano Rag • The Warner's Lot Song • The Candyman's Swell • Llama Llama Llama • Let the Anvils Ring (Prologue) • Anvilania's National Anthem • Let the Anvils Ring • In Dear Old Anvilania • Musical Chairs • This Means War(ners) • My Old Anvilanian Home • War Report Finale • Frere Warner • The Hills are Quite Full • Three Little Maids • Falderal • Our First Day of School • Frizzy Cola • We'll Clean Your Flue for You • Writin' Hooey • Call Dr. Yakko • The Ending • Wakko's America • Lincoln's Introduction • Lanky and Cranky • Be Careful What You Eat • We Haven't Got a Clue • Camelot • Early in the Morning • You're in Hades Now • Whiny Protest Song from the 60s • Purgatory, Here We Come • O Silly Mio • Planets Song • You'll Never Laugh Alone • Nice and Chubby Baby • Animaniacs Stew • We've Been Mixing Up the Scripts • We Found This Old Computer • We're the Musketeers • The King's Lullaby • Sam 'N' Ella's • In the Mall • The Senses Song • Mary Tyler Dot Song • Video Revue • The Goodbye Song • Ravioli, Pepperoni • The Warner Waiter Two • We Were Sitting Here Before You • Lake Titicaca • Many Years Ago • Mean Old Man • Lots to See • Little Drummer Warners • Slippin' on the Ice • Branimaniacs • Old MacDonald Had a Farm • Camptown Races • Chopsticks • I'm Cute • The Crickets and the Froggies • Dot's Quiet Time • Schnitzelbank • On the Home Front We're Marching Along • Feelings • Baa Baa Black Sheep • John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt • Jimmy Crack Corn • Oh My Darling, Clementine • Old MacDonald Had a Farm (Slackmer) • London Bridge Is Falling Down • Pop Goes The Weasel • This Old Man • Baloney and Kids Theme • The Imagine Song • The Anvil Song • Baloney's Goodbye Song • Digg'd i' the Dark • Oh, Lady! • Introducing the Warners • Buddy's Song • Make a Gookie • Hurtin' Our Feet • Romp • The Hunk from Upumema • I'm Mad • Serendipity • Super Strong Warner Siblings • A Quake! A Quake! • Variety Speak • Twelve Days Of Christmas • U.N. Me • Running From Our Fans • They Want To Laugh • The Surprises in Life • All The Words in the English Language • The Presidents Song • Multiplication • Burbank • What Do You Do With Children Like Us Warners? • Poison Oak • When I Am Afraid • Grumpy Chicken • Eat All Your Oatmeal • The Cats of Phantom Boulevard • Dental Avenue • Take a Nap Instead • Snack Time • Dough, Some Cash • Don't Shout at Us, Mr. Webby • Hello Googi • Beware the Big Bad Wolf • Googily Goop • The Snugglers Theme • The Angry Song • Wakko's Two Note Song • Panama Canal • Hello Nurse • The Ballad of Magellan • At the Big Wrap Party Tonight • Cutie and the Beast • That's Dot • Be a Pest • Deck the Halls • Noel • Is Wakkoum a Warrior? • Just the Same Old Heroine • John Smith and Company • Ice Cream • Bars of Gold are Forever • When You're Traveling from Nantucket • You Can't Sing When I Sing • Obese Orson • Night Traveler • Bones in the Body • Macadamia Nut • We Won't Ever Leave • The Warner Bunch • Here Comes Attila • Magic Guys • We're On Our Way to Go See Mr. Plotz • You Gotta Do the Schmooze • There's Only One of You • Variety Speak (HFNH) • Jam-A-Lot • L.A. Dot • It's New Year's Eve • We're On Our Way to Go See Mr. Plotz (Version 2)
Pinky and the Brain
Pinky and the Brain Theme • I'm a Little Teapot • My Empty Hollow Head • Telephone Repairman • King of the World • Play Fish With Me • Pinky's Minstrel Songs • Johnny Badnote's Song
Slappy Squirrel
Slappy Squirrel Theme • The Wonderful World of Walnuts • Bumbie the Dearest Deer • The Little Old Lady (from Pasadena) • The Slapper • Daniel Boone • Going up the Country • What Am I Singing For? • Crackers and Cheese • Would You Still Cheer? • Can You Hear Me? • Slappy's Polka • Star-Spangled Banner • It's Halloween • La donna è mobile • Food Song • Santa Lucia • Ride of the Valkyries • Slippin' on the Ice • Hall of Fame • Take Me Out to the Ball Game • Slappy Squirrel Theme (Three Tenors Version) • Rocket Rat
Goodfeathers
Goodfeathers Theme • Goodfeathers Song • Carloota • Scorsese's Head • I Feel Feathery • There's a Perch For You • Scorsese • Egg-hatcher, Egg-hatcher • If I Were the Godpigeon • Coo Coo Quack • Sasha, Squit • Do You Want Me? • Regis Philbin • Coo
Rita and Runt
Rita and Runt Theme • Humans Ain't What They Seem to Be • I, Camenbert • At The End Of My Fork • Look At Rita! • Flat in Gay Paree • I Am Definitely Runt • Rita and Runt • Do You Hear The Poodles Bark? • Dig Down • Bitten In The Butt • Runt and Camenbert • At the End of the Road • A Place Called Home • All Wrapped Up in Love • Let's Try For Two • Use Your Brain • A Hands On Kinda Gal • Let's Try For Three • Together • Milk Please Mama • I'm Nobody's Mama • Monterey • Happy Bob's Bunny Ranch • Stereotypical View • Bunny Bedtime • Miao • Florida • Cats Always Get the Short End of the Stick • I'll Go It Alone • Corn • Dizzy • Fraidy Cat • Is This My Destiny? • The Judge • There's Nothing Quite Like a Cat • Still There's Me and You
Chicken Boo
Chicken Boo Theme • Davy Omelette • Jingle Boo
Other
Hip Hippos Theme • La Behemoth • It's Not Pretty Being Me • Mr. Skullhead Show Theme • Katie Ka-Boom Theme • Mindy and the Brain • Pinky and the Cat • Dottie the Squirrel • Sister Slappy • Animaniacs Theme Song (Three Tenors Version) • Twelve Days Of Christmas (Blue Bird Edition) • Hello My Lady • Pinky and the Ralph • The Animaniacs Suite
Scrapped Songs
The Geologic Clock • Dear Mister Gingrich