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"If I Could Have My Wish Then I'd Be Happy" is a song from Wakko's Wish. The music and lyrics were written by Randy Rogel.

Lyrics[]

Yakko:
Did you ever wish that you could have
A wish that would come true?
I wonder what my wish would be,
Which I would want to wish, you see
Which wish would be the wish for me?
Gee whiz, I wish I knew.
Dot:
I'd wish that we were happy
And be glad for what we've got
Wakko:
I'd wish an operation
For our little sister, Dot
Yakko:
And I'd wish we could make this journey
When the weather's hot
The Warners:
If you could reach that wishing star
And it was yours to take,
What is it you'd want the most
And what wish would you make?
The Brain:
Yes, Pinky!
If I could rule the world, then I'd be happy
Pinky:
With Phar Fignewton, I'd be happy, too
Plotz:
If I could be the king,
That would surely be the thing
That would really make me happy,
Yes, it's true!
Rita:
If I could have a home, then I'd be happy
Runt:
And if you were happy, I'd be happy, too
Rita:
It's just a little task
And it isn't much to ask
If we could have our wish
Runt:
And a little doggie dish
Rita:
Then we'd be happy!

Ralph: Dah, I know! If I were a policeman, I'd be happy!
Plotz: You are a policeman, Ralph!
Ralph: Oh. Nevermind.

Hello Nurse:
I would wish that every single person
Would appreciate me only for my mind,
Because I've got a mean IQ
Of one-hundred ninety two
They want me for my looks,
But never for my books
So love me for my brain
Yakko and Wakko:
Hello, Brain!
The Brain:
I am not amused.
Hello Nurse:
Then I'll be happy!

Ralph: If I could have my wish, I'd be a constable.
Plotz: Ralph, you are a constable!
Ralph: Oh, sorry.

Dr. Scratchansniff:
This stupid dumb elixir!
I would wish that I could fix her
Cause I've always been a failure und a flop!
The Goodfeathers:
We've been insulted and neglected
And we've never been respected
And we wish the wishing star would make it stop!

Ralph: I know! If I could be the sheriff, I'd be happy!
Plotz: Ralph, for crying out loud, you are the sheriff! You're the constable, you're a policeman, you're all of those things!
Ralph: Aw, gee, I don't think I'm gettin' the hang of this song.

Slappy:
I've got bunions and arthritis
And lumbago and bursitis,
I need glasses and my kidney's got a stone
I wish retirement, you see,
In a giant acorn tree
With everybody leaving me alone!
Skippy:
I adore my Auntie Slappy
But it'd really make me happy
If I had some friends with little kids like me
Cause she's impatient and she's crabby
And she's always really gabby
If I had some friends my age
Mindy:
Squirrely-whirly!
Skippy:
Then I'd be happy!

Mindy: Hee-hee, silly puppy! Okay, I love you, buh-bye!

All:
If we could have our wish then we'd be happy
The Brain:
I want the world!
Rita:
I want a home!
The Goodfeathers:
We want respect!
Ralph:
Hey, I got it, now I do!
If my wish was coming true,
What I'd really like to do...
Plotz:
Yes?
Ralph:
Is direct!
The Warners:
If you wish on a wishing star
Yakko:
You'll get your wish, you see,
And then, for sure, you're gonna be
The Warners:
Happy!
All:
Happy!
Happy!
Happy!
When I get my wish, then I'll be happy!
King Salazar:
And when I get my wish, they'll all be gone

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