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"Warner's Ark" is a song from the episode of the same name, in which Yakko and Dot Warner attempt to find the parent of an abandoned egg amongst an ark of hungry mythical creatures, while Wakko attempts to convince his siblings to just eat it.

Lyrics[]

Dot Warner:
Excuse me, ma'am, is this thing yours?
It's just I saw those purple claws
I couldn't help but notice they're
The same shade as this shell
Yakko Warner:
A griffin? Ha! No way, José
Wakko:
Let's serve it poached with hollandaise!
Dot:
The egg is not for eating!
Wakko:
We could fry it up as well!
Yakko:
Besides, lil sis, it isn't hers
Dot:
But she's got wings!
Yakko:
And she's got fur
And mammals don't lay eggs unless they are a monotreme!
Dot:
A monotreme?
Yakko:
Like platypi
Echidnas too, I think...
Griffin:
Hey guys, it isn't mine!
Yakko:
I knew it!
Dot:
Darn!
Wakko:
Let's scramble it with cream!
Creatures:
Ba-Da-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Da-Ba
Ba-Da-Ba-Ba-Da-Baba Da!
Ba-Da-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Da-Ba
Baba-badaba-bada-da
Yakko:
This thing has got scales like a snake
Dot:
Could be a dragon or a drake!
Yakko:
It must belong to that guy or at least his wife or spouse!
Excuse me, pal
Benedict:
Oh, hi there, hun!
Dot:
It's Benedict from season one!
Wakko:
Eggs Benedict you say?
Yakko:
Please, Wakko!
Yakko and Dot:
Keep it in your mouth!
Yakko:
Hey Benny-boy, is this your son?
Benedict:
'Fraid not, young friends. I'm not the one
I tread the boards alone
An actor lives a life of pain
Yakko:
Oh, please! Forget we asked
Dot:
He's such a bore
Yakko:
So maybe it's a manticore
Manticore:
That egg is looking tasty
Wakko:
We could make a Quiche Lorraine!
Creatures:
Ohhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!
Gorgon:
Yes! Got it.
Dot:
Nice save there, Gorgon, thanks a bunch!
Gorgon:
Oh it's not mine, but I missed lunch
Centaur:
Well, so did I!
Yeti:
You give it here!
Yakko:
They're gonna start a riot!
Dot:
Yo, Sasquatch, Hydra, Pegasus
you too, three heads of Cerebus,
Don't eat that egg!
Creatures:
We're starving!
Yeti:
I've got a knife for carving!
Wakko:
I guess I'm going on a diet!
Creatures:
Ba-Da-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Da-Ba
Ba-Da, Ba-Da!

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