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Pretty Fair Fair is a song that appears in the Pinky and the Brain episode Brain Acres. The tune is performed by Pinky and the Brain, and the patrons of the county fair.

Description[]

The song is performed in the episode when Brain realizes that his giant vegetables were stolen by the sleazy local farmer Jimmy Joe. As he departs to the county fair to track him down with Pinky and Maurice, he begins singing the song, after which the other fair patrons happen to join in as well.

Lyrics[]

The Brain:
This county fair
Is a pretty fair fair
If you go, then you will be there.
Pinky:
When you pay a fare,
You can go to the fair!
It's the fairest affair anywhere!
Jimmy Joe:
This county fair
Is an unfair fair
If you don't
Then I'll get your share.
I don't play fair
When I go to the fair,
I'm the unfairest square at the fair!
Baker:
I'll win a prize for baking.
Cowboy:
I'll win a prize for sheep!
The Brain:
And there is a prize
Of global size
That I would like to reap!
Everyone:
This county fair
Is a pretty fair fair
If you go, then you will be there.
When you pay a fare,
You can go to the fair!
It's the fairest affair anywhere!
Maurice:
Yert!

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