Slam Fondlesome (who was also named Dan Anchorman) is an uptight anchorman who only appeared in Broadcast Nuisance. He is voiced by late Phil Hartman.


He was preparing to appear on the news by bossing crew members around when Yakko, Wakko, and Dot appeared bringing in his lunch (which he ordered hours ago). Slam was about to eat his sandwich, but Dot swiped it and took a big bite out of it. The Warners expected to be paid $18.115 but Slam refused to pay, since he did'nt even get his sandwich.

After Fondlesome kicked the Warners out, they began getting revenge by saying mean things about him, giving him makeup that makes him look like a clown, playing with the special effects, and changing channels that make him appear on different shows (such as: "Gilligan's Island, "Godzilla", "WWE", and "Slappy Squirrel").

Slam Fondlesome soon began going hysterial and was reported (by the Warners) that he was being taken away to a mental hospital for a nice, long rest. The Warners ended the news by the saying that the tip of the day is, "Be real nice to people who handle your food, or else it's sad news."

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