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Quotes[]

"Quiet, Pinky! You're angering me! Now, please--" [Brain's temper triggers the potion he's ingested, causing him to transform into a terrifying, muscular green-furred beast]

"How are you going to get the Earth to lose weight?"

"Your associative powers belie your small cranium, my friend."

"Do you realize what we will do with this pollen, Pinky?"

"Diets don't work."

"Pinky, are you all right?"

"Hmm, I transformed when you angered me, and transformed back when you apologized. That's it! Anger me, Pinky!"

"No."

"Come on Pinky, be a man! Like Elanor Roosevelt!"

"Snake eyes!"

"That's a simple task, Pinky."

"Elmyra, No!"

"I am not a vacuum cleaner!"

"It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob."

"Pinky, once I take over the world, remind me to publicly snub you."

"I am not a mini-bar!"

"He'd say 'yes' if he were conscious."

"Listen, mister. If you don't like things around here, hard cheese! My cage, rules!"

"I'm not a rat, I am a mouse!"

"This Caped Oppossum is a self-obsessed nocturnal loon with a dreadful fashion sense."

"Wee Willy Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

"Uh, perhaps you could direct us to the nearest spaceport, little girl."

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

"Pinky, you are a threat to tolerance."

"Don't hurt yourself, Pinky."

"Promise me something, Pinky. Never breed."

"This is it, Pinky-O, our moment of truth. Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

"I shall become a costumed crime fighter and thwart Johnny Badnote, overshadowing the Caped Oppossum. Then I will use the superhero's fame and forum to rule the world!"

"Pinky, if you don't stop this foolishness, I shall have to hurt you."

"My eyes...they're leaking."

"Get down from there, Pinky!"

"I'd say puberty was inordinately kind to you."

"Stop it, Pinky! Stop it! Your influence is corrupting my prototype!"

"Pinky!"

"I am not devoid of humor."

[bellows angrily] "PIIINKYYYYYYYYY!"

"I am not amused."

"Yes, that's it. We'll open a boutique and sell ladies' clothing and pollen."

"We're going to a place where the sun never sets, the size of your wallet matters, and actors and actresses slave all day."

"Some kind of jet propulsion?"

"It proved that radio was a powerful tool. And now, Pinky, the advance of technology has brought us an even more powerful tool. Do you know what that is?"

[Pinky and Brain change into their new costumes] "Call me by my new name: The Cranial Crusader!"

"Conteplating your afterlife, Pinky."

"Because we need to get to the Megastar."

"I've told you, I am not a refrigerator. I am a laboratory robot engaged in an active in an intricate scheme of galactic domination."

"I've watched a lot of Dukes of Hazard."

"Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"How ironic."

[baffled] "Uh...who says we can't? Now, where's the button for this thing..."

[a large telephone book has just landed on Brain, leaving him dazed] "Did you know this phonebook has three separate listings for nitro-burning funny cars?"

"My confidence in this mission is dwindling..."

"This is the last time I let comic books get in the way of intellect."

[to Snowball] "I hate you."

"We'll reach Mars before I yell 'Poit!' Pinky."

"POIT!!!"

"because we're trying to take over the galaxy."

"Exactly Pinky, as they say in rustic circles, bottoms up!" [guzzles down Dr. Jekyll's formula]

"I met her today in the maze. Her name is Billie. She's of simple folk, fair and true."

"YES!" [an anvalanche starts]

"Do not mock a love-smitten mouse."

"I wish you were as smart as a tree stump, Pinky."

"What?"

"I hate being chided. But she'll be gone soon, then I can begin my plans for tomorrow night. Another plot to take over the world! But first, a bath!"

"Because with me in charge, it will be a better place."

"You are going to be a help this time. Say it!"

"You just said 'Fetch me a big clown hat!'"

[being attacked by an octopus] "PINKY!!"

"OCTOPUS!! HELLLP!!!"

[speaking in sealion language] "You must get the army back at once."

"There's no time for me to give you another fish!"

"Unfortunately, it came out more like, 'I'm a big billy goat so you'd better beat it, sister.'"

"What do you want to be Pinky?"

"You can't save me!"

"Give me that stupid letter!"

"Because I'm really smart!"

"It already has, Pinklet. The question is, when does Algore start to animate?"

"Has it ever occurred to you, Pinklet, that your scarf is constricting the bloodflow to your head?

"Luckily, I know the location of a veritable Fort Knox of honey, right here in Acme Woods!"

"I hate the sea."

"Oh, look, it's time for a visit with Mr. Loyal Subject." (puts on puppet and has it say:) 'Hello, Your Highness. Hail you!' "Hello, Mr. Loyal Subject. What's the secret word for today? "The secret word for today is Brain!' "Golly, that's me!" 'That's right; it's important that our viewers must learn to bow before the Brain!' (lights flash) "Hey, you said the secret word! You win!"

"My goodness, someone's at the door. Who could it be?"

"Hello, Pinky the Unstinky."

"You said the secret word!"

"You said the secret word again!"

"OK, that's enough."

"Stop saying the secret word!"

"Errrrgh! Stop saying 'Brain'!" (lights flash)

"Stop it, stop it, stop it!"

"Okay, that's it! The secret word is not 'Brain'!"

"The new new secret word is 'pain'."

"No, but we can play Geniuses and Numbskulls."

"Like this!" [hits Pinky with his stick]

"As you know, people in today's body conscious society are obsessed with losing weight. My plan is to secretly replace all the artificial sweeteners in the world with real ones, thus rendering the world's population fat, slow moving, and completly toothless."

[speaks German] "That's German for, 'I am going to have to hurt you!'"

[Mindy put a dress on Brain] "I am mortified..."

[while babysitting Mindy] "I must rethink my present career."

[seizes Pinky by the snout] "That's it! No more Pat the Bunny, no more moonwalk parties, no more games of 'what's that smell?', and no more--"

"Come Mindy, it's time for us to conquer the world."

"By right of superior intelligence I am best suited to guide the destiny of this planet."

"My empirical powers give me the mandate."

[shouting] "Because it's something I want to do!"

"Exactly, Pinklet."

[in green-furred beast form] "No, Pinky! The pallet!"

"Because I am, now stop saying 'why'!"

"After Snowball, Pinky! He's about to engage the machine!"

"Stop being foolish, Pinky."

"I feel the need. I feel the need for expeditious velocity."

"The game does not conclude until the woman with the eating disorder ululates."

"What is Troz?"

"The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say moo."

"The Cold War is over Pinky. Now Russia is a place of free-market capitalism."

"Erm...cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue."

"As if you didn't know."

"I am the subject of this whole conference."

"No, Pinky, it's Billie."

"I must study the operation of the Hackensack Socko Kicky-Sack Sack Kicker Factory in detail, Pinky."

"We will introduce ourselves as the only thing guaranteed to gain the respect of any American businessman: Japanese industrialists, seeking to buy the company."

"Now, remember, I am Mr. Kawasaki, and you are Mr. Hayasaka."

"Yes. We are two tiny Japanese industrialists, seeking to buy this company. I am Mr. Kawasaki...."

"Turkey-Lurky? Isn't it Mr. Hayasaka?"

"I only see five sitting sheet slitters."

"So, you sacked the cocky khaki Kicky-Sack sock plucker?"

"It might make more sense to have the sixth sitting sheet slitter's son flick the plug, if the sack pickers and the sock pluckers are behind the rubber baby buggy bumpers."

"And what, pray tell, is this?"

"I'm Kawasaki, Pinky. You're Turkey-Lurky."

"I've seen all I need to see of the Hackensack Socko Kicky-Sack Sack Kicker Factory."

"Pinky, we must take our leave, and sneak back under cover of nightfall."

"Peggy Babcock... Peggy Babcock... Peggy Babcock. Why does that name sound familiar?"

"This is it, Pinky."

"No, Pinky. This pea contains a single helium element. Once this pea is added to the Hackensack Socko Kicky-Sack Sack Kicker Factory assembly line, every Socko Kicky-Sack Sack Kicker will fill with helium the first time it is inflated. Now, Pinky, here is the plan. Remember, every step must be performed with precision!"

"You must slit the sixth sick sheet slitter's son's sheet, secure it next to the toy boat from the Hackensack Socko Kicky-Sack Sack Kickers' picnic in Secaucus, stretch it past the sack pickers' station and the sock plucker's chute, and pick a sack, pluck a sock, and flick the plug, so I can put the pea in the plucked sock with the picked sack for ballast and bounce it off the rubber baby buggy bumper, into the Parker Packard purple pewter pressure pump. Is that understood?"

"Pinky, quiet!"

"I must be fooling myself. This will never work."

"Why, yes, Pinky! That was perfect!"

"Time heals all wounds, Pinky, except the one in your head."

[sighs] "Then, just listen to me. I will shout out each step."

"Peggy Babcock?"

"Ohhhhh. Now, Pinky, schlit the seat."

"The schlick shick sleet schlitter's schleet."

"Oh, I'll do it."

"Troy boit! Tow boot! Toy beat!"

"Yeee--owwwww!"

"Plick the flug! I mean flee the flack."

"Yeee--owwwww. Ow. Ooh. Eee. Aw. Ummm."

"Blinky! Bluck the flig!"

"Pig the flick! I mean, flog the plu...."

"Ahhh-hahh! Not the rugger booby biggy boopers! Yahhhh!"

"Oh no."

"Pebby Bagbop! Yawwww!"

"Piggy Bigbop!"

"Oh, never mind about that, Pinky. We must get back to the lab, to prepare for tomorrow night."

"No, Pinky. The same thing we do every night; try to wake over the turld!"

"Because you're driving me crazy!"

"Pinky! Hurry! Get out of here; save yourself!"

"Schmëerskāhøvênathon? Pinky, do you know what this means?"

(about Snowball's plan) "...and execute me in the process."

"No! Pinky, you got chocolate on my Jack-o-lantronic transmitter!"

"Stop it, Pinky, or I'll put you right back in."

"For the last time, Pinky, there is no such word as 'Chramecirum'!" [disguised as a cow]

"Moo. We are a cow. Take us to China."

"Pinky-o, tell her to stop!"

"That's the stomach, Pinky! If we drop in there, we'll be eaten alive by gastric juices!"

[Reading Pinky's letter to Santa] "Dear Santa, Hello, haha, narf. [Glares at a tearful Pinky before continuing] This year, Santa, I ask for nothing, but I wish to tell you about [haltingly] my dear friend, The Brain. He is honest and very hardworking, and only wants what's best for the world. But he gets no reward - he's only greeted with defeat. He never gives up, but I know it must be very hard. So please, take anything you have for me and give it to my best friend in the whole world, The Brain. [Looks sadly over at Pinky, who is crying due to not having given the letter to Santa when he had the chance] Love, Pinky. PS - By any chance, do you have in that big old bag of yours, the world?"

[Still teary-eyed from Pinky's letter, composing himself] "Um, ladies and gentlemen of the world, you will do as I say. For I... I command you. I command you to... [Looks over at Pinky, who is urging him on, before tearfully blurting out] Have a Merry Christmas everyone! Have a merry, merry Christmas! Joy to the world! Yes!" [Breaks down sobbing]

"Luckily, I know the location of a veritable Fort Knox of honey, right here in Acme Woods!"

"Enough!"

"With the help from the great Leonardo Da Vinci."

"I assure you, I am not a garbage can, I am a robot on a vital mission."

"That's Brain, not Brian."

Kids' WB promo quotes[]

"Rise and shine, people of Earth. I am your new sun."

"If I can't take over the world, I shall shine over it! Everyone will have to look up to me, the Brain."

"Pinky, if I had arms, and wasn't a ball of glowing hydrogen, I would hurt you."


[Crossing over with Pokémon]

"Be quiet. If we catch them all, we'll be able to rule the world! Bring it on!"

"Yaaaaaaahhhhhh!!! [is tail-whipped by Charmeleon] Aaaaah!"

”I’m afraid my plan for world domination has ended in disaster yet again. But don’t worry I’ll try again tomorrow. But in the meantime, super Spooky afternoons continues on Kids’ WB with Pokémon, Batman Beyond, and the Batman Superman adventures. Now I must go and work on my Halloween costume”.

[gets roasted by Charmeleon] "Gotta catch 'em all..."

"Pinky, if I can teach you that Tiny Toon Adventures and Animaniacs come on weekday mornings, Kids' WB! will pay me big money, and then..."

"No, I use that money to take over the world! Say it with me: Tiny Toons."

"Yes, that's right. Then?"

"Who are you talking to?"

"Thanks for agreeing to meet with me; I really feel you're the only one who can help. You see, after five years of unsuccessful attempts at world domination, I finally figured out where I was going wrong."

"In short, I need a new partner, one whose might is equal to my intellect. In return, I'm willing to let you have all of northern Europe."

"Who asked you?!"

"I need help from you viewers. Pinky and I are being held hostage by some horrible little girl whose name escapes me right now."

"Be quiet Pinky, or I shall have to hurt you."

"What can I do for fun, Pinky? That's it! I'll send several bills to Senate for ratification, then veto them all!"

"At the key moment, I will assume control of the world's loudspeakers and bombard the masses with the most annoying sound known to mankind."

"The 24-hour deadline has passed, yet there has been no message from Earth! It is most curious. Perhaps I was too lenient!"

"Pinky, remind me to hurt you later."

Animaniacs Game Pack[]

"Not so hard, Pinky!"

"The same thing we do every night, Dot: try to take over the world!"

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