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"The Judge" is a song from the Rita and Runt segment "Witch One."

Witch Hazel makes a cameo during the song, comedically ignored by the witch hunter Samuel Sewall.

Lyrics[]

Samuel Sewall:
Good day, Sykes, let's go hunt for witches
Dig them out of their secret niches
They could be cats or people
Which is up to me to say!
Good day! Good day! Good day!
Cook:
The judge is happy when he hunts for a witch
Woman:
He couldn't find one in a ditch
Old Man:
But if he thinks that you're a witch
Cook:
He'll burn you up with pitch
All Three:
A dangerous jerk, the judge
So long, shopkeeper; taking him was all wrong
We'll be accused before too long
Woman:
Before the judge is done with that,
Cook:
He'll arrest a kitty cat
Samuel Sewall:
Cats are spirits of the evil one
Townspeople:
Salem's really not much fun
We got troubles by the ton
From the judge

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