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"To Scheme the Improbable Scheme" is a song performed in the Pinky and the Brain episode "Mouse of La Mancha". It is performed by the Brain following the conclusion of his "inspirational" adaptation of the musical Man of La Mancha.


The Brain:
To scheme the improbable scheme
To plan the unthinkable plan
To build when your arms are too tiny
To walk in the suit of a man
This is my fate
To conquer the earth
To play with the big boys
Though I lack the girth
To reach for the stars
On a whim or a dare
I could climb to the top
If I only could reach the first stair
And the world doesn't know what they'll miss
If a mouse doesn't follow his dream
To scrawl with his last bit of graphite
To scheme the improbable scheme!