Warner's Ark (song)
Titles
"Is This Egg Yours?"
"Warner's Ark" is a song from the episode of the same name , in which Yakko and Dot Warner attempt to find the parent of an abandoned egg amongst an ark of hungry mythical creatures, while Wakko attempts to convince his siblings to just eat it.
Description [ ]
Yakko and Dot find an abandoned egg and spend the entirety of the song attempting to find its owner, to no avail. Meanwhile, the ever-hungry Wakko tries to convince them to let him and the other animals eat it.
Lyrics [ ]
Dot Warner :
Excuse me, ma'am, is this thing yours?
It's just I saw those purple claws
I couldn't help but notice they're
The same shade as this shell
Yakko Warner :
A griffin ? Ha! No way, José
Wakko :
Let's serve it poached with hollandaise !
Dot:
The egg is not for eating!
Wakko:
We could fry it up as well!
Yakko:
Besides, lil sis, it isn't hers
Dot:
But she's got wings!
Yakko:
And she's got fur
And mammals don't lay eggs unless they are a monotreme !
Dot:
A monotreme?
Yakko:
Like platypi
Echidnas too, I think...
Griffin:
Hey guys, it isn't mine!
Yakko:
I knew it!
Dot:
Darn!
Wakko:
Let's scramble it with cream!
Creatures:
Ba-Da-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Da-Ba
Ba-Da-Ba-Ba-Da-Baba Da!
Ba-Da-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Da-Ba
Baba-badaba-bada-da
Yakko:
This thing has got scales like a snake
Dot:
Could be a dragon or a drake !
Yakko:
It must belong to that guy or at least his wife or spouse!
Excuse me, pal
Benedict :
Oh, hi there, hun!
Dot:
It's Benedict from season one !
Wakko:
Eggs Benedict you say?
Yakko:
Please, Wakko!
Yakko and Dot:
Keep it in your mouth!
Yakko:
Hey Benny-boy, is this your son?
Benedict:
'Fraid not, young friends. I'm not the one
I tread the boards alone
An actor lives a life of pain
Yakko:
Oh, please! Forget we asked
Dot:
He's such a bore
Yakko:
So maybe it's a manticore
Manticore:
That egg is looking tasty
Wakko:
We could make a Quiche Lorraine !
Creatures:
Ohhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!
Gorgon :
Yes! Got it.
Dot:
Nice save there, Gorgon, thanks a bunch!
Gorgon:
Oh it's not mine, but I missed lunch
Centaur :
Well, so did I!
Yeti :
You give it here!
Yakko:
They're gonna start a riot!
Dot:
Yo, Sasquatch , Hydra , Pegasus
you too, three heads of Cerebus ,
Don't eat that egg!
Creatures:
We're starving!
Yeti:
I've got a knife for carving!
Wakko:
I guess I'm going on a diet!
Creatures:
Ba-Da-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Da-Ba
Ba-Da, Ba-Da!
Gallery [ ]
Animaniacs (1993-1998)
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
Animaniacs Theme Song • The Monkey Song • Yakko's World • Support the Scouts • The Acme Song • Yes, Brothers Warner We • I am the Evil Pirate Captain Mel • We Should Run and We Should Flee • I Am the Very Model of a Cartoon Individual • Yakko's Universe • Come See Us • The Studio Shrink • The Etiquette Song • Flipper Parody • What Are We? • You Can't Catch Us • Piano Rag • The Warner's Lot Song • The Candyman's Swell • Llama Llama Llama • Let the Anvils Ring (Prologue) • Anvilania's National Anthem • Let the Anvils Ring • In Dear Old Anvilania • Musical Chairs • This Means War(ners) • My Old Anvilanian Home • War Report Finale • Frere Warner • The Hills are Quite Full • Three Little Maids • Falderal • Our First Day of School • Frizzy Cola • We'll Clean Your Flue for You • Writin' Hooey • Call Dr. Yakko • The Ending • Wakko's America • Lincoln's Introduction • Lanky and Cranky • Be Careful What You Eat • We Haven't Got a Clue • Camelot • Early in the Morning • You're in Hades Now • Whiny Protest Song from the 60s • Purgatory, Here We Come • O Silly Mio • Planets Song • You'll Never Laugh Alone • Nice and Chubby Baby • Animaniacs Stew • We've Been Mixing Up the Scripts • We Found This Old Computer • We're the Musketeers • The King's Lullaby • Sam 'N' Ella's • In the Mall • The Senses Song • Mary Tyler Dot Song • Video Revue • The Goodbye Song • Ravioli, Pepperoni • The Warner Waiter Two • We Were Sitting Here Before You • Lake Titicaca • Many Years Ago • Mean Old Man • Lots to See • Little Drummer Warners • Slippin' on the Ice • Branimaniacs • Old MacDonald Had a Farm • Camptown Races • Chopsticks • I'm Cute • The Crickets and the Froggies • Dot's Quiet Time • Schnitzelbank • On the Home Front We're Marching Along • Feelings • Baa Baa Black Sheep • John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt • Jimmy Crack Corn • Oh My Darling, Clementine • Old MacDonald Had a Farm (Slackmer) • London Bridge Is Falling Down • Pop Goes The Weasel • This Old Man • Baloney and Kids Theme • The Imagine Song • The Anvil Song • Baloney's Goodbye Song • Digg'd i' the Dark • Oh, Lady! • Introducing the Warners • Buddy's Song • Make a Gookie • Hurtin' Our Feet • Romp • The Hunk from Upumema • I'm Mad • Serendipity • Super Strong Warner Siblings • A Quake! A Quake! • Variety Speak • Twelve Days Of Christmas • U.N. Me • Running From Our Fans • They Want To Laugh • The Surprises in Life • All The Words in the English Language • The Presidents Song • Multiplication • Burbank • What Do You Do With Children Like Us Warners? • Poison Oak • When I Am Afraid • Grumpy Chicken • Eat All Your Oatmeal • The Cats of Phantom Boulevard • Dental Avenue • Take a Nap Instead • Snack Time • Dough, Some Cash • Don't Shout at Us, Mr. Webby • Hello Googi • Beware the Big Bad Wolf • Googily Goop • The Snugglers Theme • The Angry Song • Wakko's Two Note Song • Panama Canal • Hello Nurse • The Ballad of Magellan • At the Big Wrap Party Tonight • Cutie and the Beast • That's Dot • Be a Pest • Deck the Halls • Noel • Is Wakkoum a Warrior? • Just the Same Old Heroine • John Smith and Company • Ice Cream • Bars of Gold are Forever • When You're Traveling from Nantucket • You Can't Sing When I Sing • Obese Orson • Night Traveler • Bones in the Body • Macadamia Nut • We Won't Ever Leave • The Warner Bunch • Here Comes Attila • Magic Guys • We're On Our Way to Go See Mr. Plotz • You Gotta Do the Schmooze • There's Only One of You • Variety Speak (HFNH) • Jam-A-Lot • L.A. Dot • It's New Year's Eve • We're On Our Way to Go See Mr. Plotz (Version 2)
Pinky and the Brain
Pinky and the Brain Theme • I'm a Little Teapot • My Empty Hollow Head • Telephone Repairman • King of the World • Play Fish With Me • Pinky's Minstrel Songs • Johnny Badnote's Song
Slappy Squirrel
Slappy Squirrel Theme • The Wonderful World of Walnuts • Bumbie the Dearest Deer • The Little Old Lady (from Pasadena) • The Slapper • Daniel Boone • Going up the Country • What Am I Singing For? • Crackers and Cheese • Would You Still Cheer? • Can You Hear Me? • Slappy's Polka • Star-Spangled Banner • It's Halloween • La donna è mobile • Food Song • Santa Lucia • Ride of the Valkyries • Slippin' on the Ice • Hall of Fame • Take Me Out to the Ball Game • Slappy Squirrel Theme (Three Tenors Version) • Rocket Rat
Goodfeathers
Goodfeathers Theme • Goodfeathers Song • Carloota • Scorsese's Head • I Feel Feathery • There's a Perch For You • Scorsese • Egg-hatcher, Egg-hatcher • If I Were the Godpigeon • Coo Coo Quack • Sasha, Squit • Do You Want Me? • Regis Philbin • Coo
Rita and Runt
Rita and Runt Theme • Humans Ain't What They Seem to Be • I, Camenbert • At The End Of My Fork • Look At Rita! • Flat in Gay Paree • I Am Definitely Runt • Rita and Runt • Do You Hear The Poodles Bark? • Dig Down • Bitten In The Butt • Runt and Camenbert • At the End of the Road • A Place Called Home • All Wrapped Up in Love • Let's Try For Two • Use Your Brain • A Hands On Kinda Gal • Let's Try For Three • Together • Milk Please Mama • I'm Nobody's Mama • Monterey • Happy Bob's Bunny Ranch • Stereotypical View • Bunny Bedtime • Miao • Florida • Cats Always Get the Short End of the Stick • I'll Go It Alone • Corn • Dizzy • Fraidy Cat • Is This My Destiny? • The Judge • There's Nothing Quite Like a Cat • Still There's Me and You
Chicken Boo
Chicken Boo Theme • Davy Omelette • Jingle Boo
Other
Hip Hippos Theme • La Behemoth • It's Not Pretty Being Me • Mr. Skullhead Show Theme • Katie Ka-Boom Theme • Mindy and the Brain • Pinky and the Cat • Dottie the Squirrel • Sister Slappy • Animaniacs Theme Song (Three Tenors Version) • Twelve Days Of Christmas (Blue Bird Edition) • Hello My Lady • Pinky and the Ralph • The Animaniacs Suite
Scrapped Songs
The Geologic Clock • Dear Mister Gingrich