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"We're the Musketeers" is a song from "The Three Muska-Warners," introducing the titular characters as played by the Warner siblings.

Lyrics[]

Intro[]

Hail the King's Protectors!
Hail the Three Musketeers!

Lyrics[]

Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
We're the musketeers
And we're very proud to say
That through the years
In the face of danger we have run away
But hey, that's okay!
What should you expect with this take-home pay?
We're the musketeers
We drive a Chevrolet
Swing on chandeliers
And have thrilling swordfights many times a day
It may sound cliché
But it was either this or sell Amway
Now, unclog those filthy dirty ears
It's time to meet the musketeers!
Dot:
Musketeer roll call!
Yakko:
Yakkos!
Wakko:
Wakkos!
Dot:
D'otagnan!
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Now we'll carve our initials
In your rears
Cause we are the three musketeers!

Trivia[]

  • The Warners' names in this sketch- Yakkos, Wakkos and D'otagnan- are a reference to the original Three Musketeers from the novel; Yakko and Wakko's names come from Athos and Porthos, while Dot's comes from the newcomer D'Artagnan.

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