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"What Do You Do With Children Like Us Warners?" is a song from "The Sound of Warners." It is a parody of "Maria" from The Sound of Music.

Lyrics[]

Dr. Scratchinsniff:
They put termites in my pants
Filled my coffee cup with ants
Then they shoved some macaroni up my nose
Ralph T. Guard
Up his nose!
Hello Nurse
Always giving me a kiss
Ralph:
They sneak up on me like this
Scratchinsniff:
Ate my toupee
Hello Nurse:
And my lipstick
Ralph:
And my clothes!
Nurse:
They pop out of cookie jars
Ralph:
Slide a drawer, and there they ares!
Scratchinsniff:
I once found them whirling round inside my ear!
Ralph:
Inside his ear!
Scratchinsniff, Nurse and Ralph:
There is nowhere they can't hide
Ralph:
Eats a donut, they're inside!
Scratchinsniff, Nurse and Ralph:
They're too crazy, they're too zany, they're...
Yakko, Wakko and Dot Warner:
Right here!
Oh, what do you do with children like us Warners?
What do you do to get us to obey?
Dot:
We're really not so bad!
Wakko:
If not just slightly mad!
Yakko:
We can't help it if we like to play!
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Oh, what do you do with children like us Warners?
Wakko:
What do you do with eggs at a buffet?

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