You Gotta Do the Schmooze
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You Gotta Do the Schmooze- Animaniacs -CC-
"You Gotta Do the Schmooze " is a song from "Hooray for North Hollywood (Part 1) ."
Lyrics [ ] Dot Gee, look at all the people on hold. Yakko Yeah, they're all waiting to schmooze Plotzie. Wakko Schmooze? What's that? Yakko :That's how you make deals in Hollywood, Wakko.
You've gotta shoot the breeze, talk the talk...
You know -- schmooze! Like this... Dot :Mister Plotz's office... Please hold...
Sid Scheinberg on Line Two! Yakko :Sidney, sweetie, baby, you're terrific!
Oh, my other line is ringing; can you hold?
Keanu, man, I flipped,
'Cause I've got the perfect script
And, believe me, you're the only one I've told. Dot :Meryl, honey, darling, babe, I love ya!
It's the perfect part; there's no way you can fail.
And that's 'cause you're the best You are way above the rest And I understand you used to work for scale. Dot :Eisner! Yakko :Michael, green light's right at fifty million. We're talking Costner so we're shopping it around. You know, the line's around the corner And they love it out at Warner. You don't want to be the guy who turned it down. Yakko and Dot :You gotta do the schmooze Or else you'll wind up being yesterday's news Yakko :You gotta schmooze 'em while you're talkin' PR From the phone in your car Be the guy who says that "I can make you a star!" Dot :You gotta learn to schmooze Tell everyone about your friend Tom Cruise And say you recommended Cher for a part You gave DeNiro his start And on The Simpsons you suggested that they call the kid Bart . Yakko :You did the meal; you closed the deal You made an offer that they couldn't refuse Yakko and Dot: And that's the way that you schmooze! Wakko :Hey, I think I can do that! Yakko :Be my guest! Dot :Martin Scorcese on Line Three! Wakko :Marty, babe, I've got this script; you'll love it!
It's a story no one else has ever had.
You see, it comes from Hollywood,
It's about a guy who's good,
And he has to fight another guy, who's bad. Dot :Tarantino! Wakko :Your treatment, man, is absolutely brilliant. It's got potential and we think it's really hot. We feel the only thing it needs Is rewriting all the leads And we'd like to see you try a different plot. Dot :Schwarzenegger! Wakko :Arnold, babe, there ain't nobody like you. That action thing you absolutely own. But Zemeckis has the clout, So the backing points are out, ‘Sides, we figure we can always get Stallone. Arnold :Stallone? Are you kidding me?
I'll come down there and kill you! Yakko, Wakko and Dot :You gotta do the schmooze And you can be a regular lollapalooze Dot :Rubbing elbows with that Hollywood bunch Wakko :Eating sushi for lunch Yakko :Show the ladies your Mercedes down at Spago for brunch! Yakko, Wakko and Dot :You gotta schmooze or lose You're on the A-list; you're the person they choose Dot :To make a movie that'll beat out the rest Wakko :And be dramatically best Yakko :Get Antonio Banderas; he can show off his chest! Yakko, Wakko and Dot :You wanna make it to the top and be the cream of the crop? You can't lose, If you learn how to schmooze! (beep, beep!) Wakko :Is that my pager or my cell phone? Secretary :Oh, singing Ewoks! Mister Plotz will see you now. Yakko :Ready? Wakko and Dot :Ready! Yakko :All right -- we're on! Yakko, Wakko and Dot :This is where we go in, and it's either we win Or we lose, Just as long as we schmooze!
Animaniacs
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
Animaniacs Theme SongThe Monkey Song • Yakko's World • Support the Scouts • The Acme Song • Yes, Brothers Warner We • I am the Evil Pirate Captain Mel • We Should Run and We Should Flee • I Am the Very Model of a Cartoon Individual • Yakko's Universe • Come See Us • The Studio Shrink • The Etiquette Song • Flipper Parody • What Are We? • You Can't Catch Us • Piano Rag • The Warner's Lot Song • The Candyman's Swell • Llama Llama Llama • Let the Anvils Ring (Prologue) • Anvilania's National Anthem • Let the Anvils Ring • In Dear Old Anvilania • Musical Chairs • This Means War(ners) • My Old Anvilanian Home • War Report Finale • Frere Warner • The Hills are Quite Full • Three Little Maids • Falderal • Our First Day of School • Frizzy Cola • We'll Clean Your Flue for You • Writin' Hooey • Call Dr. Yakko • The Ending • Wakko's America • Lincoln's Introduction • Lanky and Cranky • Be Careful What You Eat • We Haven't Got a Clue • Camelot • Early in the Morning • You're in Hades Now • Whiny Protest Song from the 60s • Purgatory, Here We Come • O Silly Mio • Planets Song • You'll Never Laugh Alone • Nice and Chubby Baby • Animaniacs Stew • We've Been Mixing Up the Scripts • We Found This Old Computer • We're the Musketeers • The King's Lullaby • Sam 'N' Ella's • In the Mall • The Senses Song • Mary Tyler Dot Song • Video Revue • The Goodbye Song • Ravioli, Pepperoni • The Warner Waiter Two • We Were Sitting Here Before You • Lake Titicaca • Many Years Ago • Mean Old Man • Lots to See • Little Drummer Warners • Slippin' on the Ice • Branimaniacs • Old MacDonald Had a Farm • Camptown Races • Chopsticks • I'm Cute • The Crickets and the Froggies • Dot's Quiet Time • Schnitzelbank • On the Home Front We're Marching Along • Feelings • Baa Baa Black Sheep • John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt • Jimmy Crack Corn • Oh My Darling, Clementine • Old MacDonald Had a Farm (Slackmer) • London Bridge Is Falling Down • Pop Goes The Weasel • This Old Man • Baloney and Kids Theme • The Imagine Song • The Anvil Song • Baloney's Goodbye Song • Digg'd i' the Dark • Oh, Lady! • Introducing the Warners • Buddy's Song • Make a Gookie • Hurtin' Our Feet • Romp • The Hunk from Upumema • I'm Mad • Serendipity • Super Strong Warner Siblings • A Quake! A Quake! • Variety Speak • Twelve Days Of Christmas • U.N. Me • Running From Our Fans • They Want To Laugh • The Surprises in Life • All The Words in the English Language • The Presidents Song • Multiplication • Burbank • What Do You Do With Children Like Us Warners? • Poison Oak • When I Am Afraid • Grumpy Chicken • Eat All Your Oatmeal • The Cats of Phantom Boulevard • Dental Avenue • Take a Nap Instead • Snack Time • Dough, Some Cash • Don't Shout at Us, Mr. Webby • Hello Googi • Beware the Big Bad Wolf • Googily Goop • The Snugglers Theme • The Angry Song • Wakko's Two Note Song • Panama Canal • Hello Nurse • The Ballad of Magellan • At the Big Wrap Party Tonight • Cutie and the Beast • That's Dot • Be a Pest • Deck the Halls • Noel • Is Wakkoum a Warrior? • Just the Same Old Heroine • John Smith and Company • Ice Cream • Bars of Gold are Forever • When You're Traveling from Nantucket • You Can't Sing When I Sing • Obese Orson • Night Traveler • Bones in the Body • Macadamia Nut • We Won't Ever Leave • The Warner Bunch • Here Comes Attila • Magic Guys • We're On Our Way to Go See Mr. Plotz • You Gotta Do the Schmooze • There's Only One of You • Variety Speak (HFNH) • Jam-A-Lot • L.A. Dot • It's New Year's Eve • We're On Our Way to Go See Mr. Plotz (Version 2)
Pinky and the Brain
Pinky and the Brain ThemeI'm a Little Teapot • My Empty Hollow Head • Telephone Repairman • King of the World • Play Fish With Me • Pinky's Minstrel Songs • Johnny Badnote's Song
Slappy Squirrel
Slappy Squirrel ThemeThe Wonderful World of Walnuts • Bumbie the Dearest Deer • The Little Old Lady (from Pasadena) • The Slapper • Daniel Boone • Going up the Country • What Am I Singing For? • Crackers and Cheese • Would You Still Cheer? • Can You Hear Me? • Slappy's Polka • Star-Spangled Banner • It's Halloween • La donna è mobile • Food Song • Santa Lucia • Ride of the Valkyries • Slippin' on the Ice • Hall of Fame • Take Me Out to the Ball Game • Slappy Squirrel Theme (Three Tenors Version) • Rocket Rat
Goodfeathers
Goodfeathers ThemeGoodfeathers Song • Carloota • Scorsese's Head • I Feel Feathery • There's a Perch For You • Scorsese • Egg-hatcher, Egg-hatcher • If I Were the Godpigeon • Coo Coo Quack • Sasha, Squit • Do You Want Me? • Regis Philbin • Coo
Rita and Runt
Rita and Runt ThemeHumans Ain't What They Seem to Be • I, Camenbert • At The End Of My Fork • Look At Rita! • Flat in Gay Paree • I Am Definitely Runt • Rita and Runt • Do You Hear The Poodles Bark? • Dig Down • Bitten In The Butt • Runt and Camenbert • At the End of the Road • A Place Called Home • All Wrapped Up in Love • Let's Try For Two • Use Your Brain • A Hands On Kinda Gal • Let's Try For Three • Together • Milk Please Mama • I'm Nobody's Mama • Monterey • Happy Bob's Bunny Ranch • Stereotypical View • Bunny Bedtime • Miao • Florida • Cats Always Get the Short End of the Stick • I'll Go It Alone • Corn • Dizzy • Fraidy Cat • Is This My Destiny? • The Judge • There's Nothing Quite Like a Cat • Still There's Me and You
Chicken Boo
Chicken Boo ThemeDavy Omelette • Jingle Boo
Other
Hip Hippos Theme • La Behemoth • It's Not Pretty Being Me • Mr. Skullhead Show ThemeKatie Ka-Boom ThemeMindy and the Brain • Pinky and the Cat • Dottie the Squirrel • Sister Slappy • Animaniacs Theme Song (Three Tenors Version)Twelve Days Of Christmas (Blue Bird Edition) • Hello My Lady • Pinky and the Ralph • The Animaniacs Suite
Scrapped Songs
The Geologic Clock • Dear Mister Gingrich
